Tip/Wag - Ohio Legislature & Facebook

  • Aired:  05/18/11
  •  | Views: 30,561

The Ohio legislature allows guns into sports stadiums, and Facebook ushers in a brave new world of personal product placement. (3:58)

NAVY SEALS.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I DON'T JUST PASS JUDGMENT, I

CUT IT OFF IN TRAFFIC AND FLIP

IT THE BOARD.

THIS IS TIP OF THE HAT, WAG OF

THE FINGER.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

IT'S NO SECRET.

I'VE ALWAYS LOVED OHIO FROM THE

TIME HIS A LAYOVER THERE TO THE

TIME I DROVE THROUGH THERE.

IT'S WIDER THAN YOU THINK.

NOW THERE'S ANOTHER REASON TO

VISIT THE BUCKEYE STATE.

WE TURN TO CINCINNATI'S NEWS

LEADER.

>> THE OHIO HOUSE HAS PASSED A

BILL THAT WOULD ALLOW THOSE WITH

CONCEALED CARRY PERMITS TO HAVE

A GUN IN A BAR, RESTAURANT OR

SPORTS STADIUM.

>> Stephen: SOUNDS DANGEROUS,

BUT REMEMBER ANY BASEBALL GAME

ALREADY CARRIES THE RISK YOU

MIGHT DIE OF BOREDOM.

I'M GIVING A TIP OF MY HAT TO

THE OHIO LEGISLATURE FOR GIVING

PITCHER'S DUEL A WHOLE NEW

MEANING.

I SAY IT'S ABOUT TIME WE LET

GUNS INTO STADIUMS FILLED WITH

TESTOSTERONE FILLED FANS PRONE

TO VIOLENCE.

BEST OF ALL MY LIFE PARTNER

SWEETNESS IS A HUGE SPORTS NUT

AND I'LL FINALLY BE ABLE TO

BRING HER TO THE GAME.

WHO KNOWS, MAYBE WE'LL EVEN GET

ON THE KISS CAM!

[LAUGHTER]

NOW THEY LOVED YOU, HONEY.

REPUBLICANS SAY THE

REPRESENTATIVE DANNY BUBKA --

[LAUGHTER]

EXPLAINED WHY HIS BILL IS SO

VITAL.

-- QUOTE -- "YOU CAN'T ALWAYS

COUNT ON LAW ENFORCEMENT.

YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO PROTECT

YOURSELF."

AND HE SHOULD KNOW.

WHERE WAS LAW ENFORCEMENT WHEN

THOSE VOWELS WERE STOLEN FROM

HIS LAST NAME?

[LAUGHTER]

NEXT BIG TIP OF MY HAT TO THE

FACEBOOK FOR INSTITUTING A NEW

POLICY ALLOWING USERS TO ADD

TAGS FOR BRAND NAME PRODUCTS IN

THE PHOTOS.

OMG Y'ALL CHILLING AT THE YOGA

STUDIO WITH MY BEST FRIEND COKE

C.

NOW I CAN REALIZE MY LIFELONG

CREAM OF BEING TARGETED BY

TARGET AND GED SPAMMED BY SPAM.

THIS ISSUED IN A BRAVE NEW WORLD

OF PERSONAL PRODUCT PLACEMENT.

REMEMBER CHARLIE SHEEN GOT PAID

PER TWEET TO START PLUGGING

PRODUCTS ON TWITTER?

NEITHER DOES HE.

[LAUGHTER]

WELL NOW.

[LAUGHTER]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WELL, NOW AMERICANS CAN WHORE

THEMSELVES OUT ON FACEBOOK

INSTEAD OF JUST WHORING THEM

THEMSELVES OUT ON CRAIGSLIST.

PHOTO TAGGERS COULD CHARGE

COMPANIES BASED ON THEIR NUMBER

OF FRIENDS AND DEMAND TOP DOLLAR

FOR TAGS IN THEIR MOST VIEWED

PHOTOS.

THINK OF ALL THE WINDFALL YOU

COULD REAP FROM DROPPING

PRODUCTS INTO THE MOST PRECIOUS

LIFE MOMENTS LIKE WEDDINGS,

PW *EURTDZ AND -- BIRTHS AND

FUNERALS.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[LAUGHTER]

I KNOW HE'S ADVERTISING MOUNTAIN

DEW BUT HE WILL

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