Herman Cain Claims the Colbert Bump

  • Aired:  05/11/11
  •  | Views: 33,599

Stephen mentioned Herman Cain, but he also talked about Hitler, Lindsay Lohan and Chlamydia. (2:03)

>> Stephen: WELCOME TO THE

REPORT.

GOOD TO HAVE YOU WITH US.

THANK YOU, NATION.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU, FOLKS.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

[CROWD CHANTING STEPHEN]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

FOLKS, I -- I WILL PUT OUT.

[LAUGHTER]

NATION, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING

I DON'T LIKE.

I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE

CLAIM A CONNECTION TO ME THAT

DOESN'T REALLY EXIST.

YOU HEAR ME LUCAN.

YOU ARE NOT MY REAL FATHER.

YOU FOUND ME IN THE FOREST AND

RAISED ME AS YOUR OWN [HOWLS]

WELL SOMEONE IS DBLOMMING ON TO

ME AGAIN.

I DECLARED THAT FORMER

GODFATHER'S C.E.O. HERMAN CAIN

WON THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATES

DEBATE AND WHAT DO I SEE ON

TWITTER?

HERMAN CAIN TWEETING "APPARENTLY

I GOT THE COLBERT BUMP LAST

NIGHT."

WHOA WHOA WHOA, PUT YOUR CAIN

BACK IN YOUR PANTS, HERMAN.v:

[LAUGHTER]

OBVIOUSLY I'M A FAN.

I MAY EVEN BE A WILD-EYED

KAINIAC.

I DID NOT BUMP YOU, SIR.

JUST MENTIONING YOU DOESN'T GIVE

IT THE BUMP.

I HAVE TOç BEçó CAREFUL WHERE I

POINT THIS THING BECAUSE IT IS

LOADED AND POWERFUL.

I TALK ABOUT HITLER, LINDSAY

LOHAN AND CHLAMYDIA.

I WAS NOT GIVING THEM THE BUMP.

THAT WAS JUST SWEEPS WEEK.

[LAUGHTER]

THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GET THE

COLBERT BUMP.

YOU COME ON MY SHOW, SIR.

YOU GET THE BUMP FOR REAL AND

YOU COULD END UP BEING OUR

NATION'S

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