Skeet Shooting Skeptics

  • Aired:  02/04/13
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If President Obama really loved guns, he'd be waving them around at a petting zoo and picking off baby goats, not skeet shooting. (2:45)

STEEJ WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

WELCOME BACK TO THE BROADCAST.

FOLKS, BY NOW IT SHOULD BE CLEAR, WE ARE IN THE WANING DAYS OF OUR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS,

AND I HOPE YOU'RE MAKING THE MOST OF IT.

THIS WEEKEND, I TOOK MY GUN SWEETNESS UP TO A B & B IN THE CATSKILLS FOR A LITTLE ALONE

TIME, AND LET'S JUST SAY THEY HAD TO REPLACE THE SHEETS--

[LAUGHTER]

AND THE WINDOWS--

[LAUGHTER]

AND THE LAMPS--

[LAUGHTER]

AND THE COFFEE MAKER--

[LAUGHTER]

AND SOME OF THE ROOFING.

WE HAVE BEEN ASKED TO NOT RETURN.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT TODAY PRESIDENT KUMBAYA O'HEMP-SHIRT BROUGHT THE ANTI-GUN SHOW TO MINNEAPOLIS.

>> IF THERE'S EVEN ONE THING WE CAN DO TO KEEP OUR CHILDREN SAFE, WE'VE GOT AN OBLIGATION TO

TAKE THAT STEP.

WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE, THAT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY AS AMERICANS.

>> Stephen: WRONG.

OUR RESPONSIBLITY AS AMERICANS IS TO OBEY THE CONSTITUTION AND DEEP-FRY ANYTHING WITH FOUR

LEGS-- INCLUDING TABLES AND CHAIRS!

[LAUGHTER]

OF COURSE, OBAMA CLAIMS HE'S NOT TRYING TO TAKE AWAY OUR GUNS, AND EVEN TOLD THE NEW REPUBLIC,

"UP AT CAMP DAVID, WE DO SKEET SHOOTING ALL THE TIME." I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T

BELIEVE THIS BULL SKEET.

JIM?

>> FEW PEOPLE ARE BUYING PRESIDENT OBAMA'S CLAIM THAT HE IS A BIG FAN OF SKEET SHOOTING.

>> IF HE IS A SKEET SHOOTER, WHY HAVE WE NOT HEARD OF THIS?

WHY HAS HE NOT REFERENCED IT AT ANY POINT IN TIME?

>> I LOVE THE FACT THAT HE PICKED THE SAFEST THING.

THERE'S NO LIVE ANIMALS BEING HURT.

OF COURSE, THE KIDS AREN'T AROUND.

[LAUGHTER]

>> Stephen: YEAH.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Stephen: IF OBAMA REALLY LOVED GUNS, WHY WOULD HE BE USING THEM SAFELY?

HE'D BE WAVING 'EM AROUND AT A PETTING ZOO, PICKING OFF BABY GOATS.

[LAUGHTER]

BUT THE WHITE HOUSE WASN'T DONE SPINNING THIS STORY.

TO COUNTER THE SKEPTICS, THEY RELEASED THIS PHOTO OF HIM SHOOTING A GUN.

FOLKS, IT DOESN'T PROVE HE WAS SHOOTING SKEET.

AS ONE CRITIC POINTED OUT "THE PRESIDENT IS HOLDING THE SHOTGUN AS ONE WOULD HOLD AND

AIM A RIFLE.

IF THE PRESIDENT WERE ACTUALLY SHOOTING ON A SKEET OR TRAP RANGE, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN

WEARING A BELT WITH A SHELL BAG OR A SHOOTING VEST." YES, SO HE'S CLEARLY NOT ON A

SHOOTING RANGE.

BUT IF HE'S NOT, WHERE IS HE?

JIMMY, PUT THAT PHOTO UP FULL SCREEN.

NOW, PULL OUT.

HE'S ON THE SOUNDSTAGE WHERE THEY FAKED THE MOON LANDING!

[LAUGHTER]

OH, THIS IS DEEPER THAN WE THOUGHT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.