Domino's Pizza Drone

  • Aired:  07/23/13
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Domino's remote-control helicopter fundamentally alters the basic erotic nature of the customer-pizza delivery guy relationship. (3:16)

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

NATION, FOLKS, ONE OF THE MANY

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT THIS COUNTRY

IS THAT WE ARE CONSTANTLY

INNOVATING NEW WAYS TO MAKE FOOD

GET IN MY FACE.

WE HAVE DELIVERY SERVICES,

DRIVE-THROUGHS, FOOD TRUCKS.

LEGEND EVEN TELLS OF SOME PLACES

WHERE YOU CAN GO INSIDE TO EAT.

BUT NO ONE HAS FOUND A SOLUTION

TO THE AGE-OLD PROBLEM OF "THERE

ARE SOME PLACES I CAN'T GET

PIZZA" UNTIL NOW.

>> HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET

YOUR PIZZA DELIVERED BY A DRONE?

DOMINO'S PIZZA IS IS TRYING IT

OUT.

THE REREMOTE CONTROLLED DRONE

HAS EIGHT SPINNING BLADES.

COME KNEE'S SAYS IT CAN DELIVER

TWO LARGE PIZZAS IN TEN MINUTES

WITHIN A FOUR-MILE RAID USE SNEF

BUT DON'T COMPLAIN TO THE

DRONE'S MANAGER.

NATION, DOMINO'S PIZZA DRONE IS

A GREAT WAY TO MAKE OUR DRONE

PROGRAM MORE APPEALING TO

AMERICANS.

NO ONE LIKES THE IDEA OF U.S.

CITIZENS BEING TARGETED WITH

HELL FIRE MISSILES BUT WHO

WOULDN'T WANT TO BE TARGETED

WITH A CALI CHICKEN BACON RANCH?

ONE OF THESE AND YOU ARE

GUARANTEED TO BECOME A SLEEPER

CELL.

PLUS I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT BLOWING

UP TERRORISTS WHO WANT TO

DESTROY AMERICA IS LETTING THEM

OFF EASY.

WOULDN'T IT ALSO BE GREAT IF WE

COULD ALSO BURN THE ROOFS OF

THEIR MOUTHS WITH CHEESE?

MY ONE CONCERN ABOUT THE COME

KNEE'S PIZZA-CONTINUER IS THAT

IT COULD FUNDAMENTALLY ALTER THE

BASIC EROTIC NATURE OF THE

CUSTOMER PIZZA DELIVERY GUY

RELATIONSHIP.

I WONDER WHAT THAT WOULD LOOK

LIKE IF I WERE TO DREAM ABOUT

IT?

>> HERE I AM IN MY LIVING ROOM.

GOSH, I'M SO HUNGRY FOR FOOD BUT

OTHER THINGS.

(BELL RINGING) THAT MIGHT BE THE

HOT DELIVERY I'VE BEEN DYING TO

PUT IN MY MOUTH.

WON'T YOU COME IN.

I LEFT MY WALLET OVER BY THE

COUCH.

OH-OH.

LOOKS LIKE I'M A LITTLE SHORT.

I MAY NOT BE ABLE TO PAY YOU.

BUT I DO HAVE A TIP.

OWE AREN'T YOU.

OH, THANK GOD.

IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM.

AND YOU WERE THERE AND YOU WERE

THERE.

AND YOU WERE -- OH, MY GOD.

NO!

OH!

OH, WOW!

WOW, IT WAS JUST ANOTHER DREAM.

OR MAYBE THIS IS ANOTHER DREAM.

BUT WITH

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