Keanu Reeves

  • Aired:  12/18/13
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"47 Ronin" star Keanu Reeves learns about the three things that make Stephen angry and offers his own contributions to the "Sad Keanu" meme. (7:13)

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,EVERYBODY, I MEESE TONIGHT

IS KEENOFF-- KEANU REEVES,PLEASE WELCOME KEANU REEVES.

IS KEENOFF-- KEANU REEVES,PLEASE WELCOME KEANU REEVES.

KONICHIWA.

>> KONICHIWA-- BRARKSPEAKING JAPANESE (.

>> Stephen: IT'S SOWONDERFUL TO MEET YOU AND BE

ANGRY WITH YOU IN PERSON.

THE THREE THINGS THAT PISSME OFF.

YOU'RE A CANADIAN.

YOU'RE AN ACKER.

IF YOU TELL ME ARE YOU AVEGAN I'M KITTING OFF YOUR

MIKE RIGHT NOW, NO, YOU'RENOT, OKAY.

ALSO YOU'RE 49 AND I'M 49.

YOU GO TO HELL.

(LAUGHTER)ARE YOU AN ELF?

WHAT IS WITH YOU.

>> IT DOESN'T COUNT WHAT ISON THE OUTSIDE ALL THE TIME,

IT'S WHAT IS INSIDE.

>> Stephen: PLEASE TELL METHIS HAS TO DO WITH EATING

BACON.

>> ABSOLUTELY.

NO, I CAN'T SAY ANYTHINGABOUT THAT.

IT IS MY ANCESTOR.

>> Stephen: OH, GOOD GENES.

>> GOOD GENES.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT,LISTEN, I DON'T HAVE TO

EXPLAIN ANYONE HERE WHOKEANU REEVES, NAME YOUR

FAVORITE MOVIE, QUICK, GO.

ALL OF THOSE, ALL OF THOSE.

YOU'VE GOT A NEW ONE NOW.

>> THAT IS WHAT IT FEELSLIKE TO ME.

>> Stephen: YOU WALK ON THESTREET AND PEOPLE JUST --

>> NO, NO, NOT LIKE THAT,JUST-- .

>> Stephen: YOU HAVE GOT ANEW MOVIE CALLED THE "47

RONIN".

>> "47 RONIN".

>> Stephen: I LOVE THISSTORY, IT WAS ONE OF THE

MOST PERFORMED JAPANESEPLAYS OF ALL TIME.

>> YES, IT IS.

>> Stephen: TELL THE GOODPEOPLE THE STORY OF THE 47

RONEN.

>> IN WHAT, 30 SECONDS.

OKAY.

>> Stephen: NO, I WILL DO ITIF YOU WANT.

>> YOU CAN?

>> Stephen: YOU CAN JUST GOBACK THERE AND WATCH.

>> NO-- SU HAVE DONE ENOUGHWORK V A DRINK OF WATER.

LET'S WATCH A CLIP OF THEMOVIE.

>> THANK YOU, SIR.

>> THANK YOU, SIR.

>> (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: SO, I ASSUMEIT'S A BIT OF A CHICK FLICK.

>> YEAH, IT IS, ACTUALLY.

THERE'S A BIG LOVE,IMPOSSIBLE LOVE.

>> Jon: THAT GUY IS LOOKINGAT YOU, THE GUY LOOKING,

HE'S LOOKING AT YOU LIKE HEIS THE ONE, ARE YOU THE ONE?

ARE YOU THE ONE IN THIS ONE?

>> NO.

>> Stephen: HE'S NOT.

>> I'M A PART OF A GROUP.

>> Stephen: HOW MANY ARE INTHE GROUP?

>> THERE'S 47.

>> Stephen: .

>> THERE THERE IS ALSO APRINCESS AS WELL FIGHTING

FOR HER HOME AS WELL.

>> Stephen: BESIDES BEING INGUY THAT OF LOOKS TO IN

THESE MOVIES TO BE THE ONE,YOU'VE GOT YOUR OWN

UNIQUENESS IN YOUR OWN LIFE.

YOU'RE A HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTARAND YOU DON'T LIVE THE

HOLLYWOOD SUPERSTAR LIFE.

WHY ARE YOU SO LOW KEY ANDLAID BACKMENT SHOULDN'T YOU

BE OUT THERE RIDING A WHITETIGER KNEE DEEP IN HOOKERS

AND BLOW?

WHAT IS THE USE OF BEING ASUPERSTAR IF YOU CAN'T ACT

CRAZY.

>> -- I DON'T KNOW, NO,I-- YOU KNOW, I KIND OF, I

DON'T GET OUT MUCH, JUSTKIND OF LOW KEY LIKE YOU SAY,

WORK ON WORKING.

(LAUGHTER)>> Stephen: IT'S ACTUALLY

QUIET.

>> YEAH, SURE.

>> AND THEN WE CAN LOOK UP.

>> Stephen: YOU WANT QUIET.

>> IT'S NOT EASY S IT.

>> NO, IT'S NOT.

>> Stephen: YOU'LL LEARN,YOU'LL LEARN.

YOU'LL LEARN YOUNG KEANU.

>> BUT MAYBE I DID THAT ONPURPOSE.

>> Stephen: NOW THE STUDENTHAS BECOME THE MASTER.

YOU ARE NOT ONLY AN ACTORBUT A MUSICIAN AND NOW

YOU'RE A DIRECTOR.

YOU'RE DIRECTOR MAN OF TIECHI.

AND ALSO IN MAN OF TIE CHI.

>> I AM, WAS.

>> Stephen: DID YOU HAVE TOHAVE SEX WITH THE DIRECTOR

TO GET THAT PART?

>> NO COMMENT.

>> Stephen: I'M SORRY TOTAKE SOME OF TIME ASKING

THESE QUESTIONS BUT I WANTTO DIGEST WHAT YOU ARE

SAYING IN THE SPEED IN WHICHYOU'RE TELLING ME.

AND I DON'T MEAN THAT PERJOR DIFFICULTLY.

>> OKAY.

>> Stephen: I ACTUALLY WANTTO UNDERSTAND.

YOU'RE ALSO A MEAN.

>> I HAVE BEEN A MEAN.

>> Stephen: SAD KEANU.

>> EVERYBODY KNOWS,EVERYBODY LOVES THAT KEANU.

ARE YOU SAD?

>> NO.

>> Stephen: IS THIS HAPPY?

>> I'M HAPPY TO BE HERE.

>> Stephen: YOU'RE HAPPY TOBE HERE.

YOU CAN SHOW ME, CAN YOUSHOW MOO THAT, WOULD YOU

MINE IF I ASKED YOU AS ANARTIST TO SHOW YOU SAD.

>> NOBODY, NOT AT ALL.

WHAT KIND OF SAD JOO KEANUSAD.

>> WELL, THERE'S LOTS OFDIFFERENT KINDS OF KEANU

SAD.

>> Stephen: LOSS OF A LOVEDONE.

>> OH, GOSH, THAT'S HEAVY.

WOW, I DON'T KNOW IF I CANDO THAT ONE.

>> Stephen: HOW ABOUT LOSSOF A CELL PHONE.

(LAUGHTER)>> I'LL DIAL IT WAY BACK,

I'LL DIAL IT WAY BACK.

>> OKAY, BUT THEN I HAVE TODO LOSS OF A CELL PHONE BUT

HOW ABOUT IF JUSTMELANCHOLIA WHERE.

>> Stephen: OKAY,MELANCHOLIA.

>> Stephen: ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

A WARM MEMORY, A WARM MEMORY,WARM MEMORY.

>> GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE.

>> OKAY ALL RIGHT.

YOU FOUND YOUR YOUR CELLPHONE.

>> Stephen: I TOTALLYBELIEVED THAT.

KEANU REEVES, THANK YOU SOMUCH FOR JOINING ME.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

KEANU REEVES.

THE "47 RONIN".

WE SHALL RETURN.

KEANU.

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