Tikker Death Watch

  • Aired:  01/22/14
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The Tikker wristwatch allows people to get a constant reminder that they're going to die. (3:29)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> Stephen: HEY, WELCOME BACK,EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH!

THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

NOW, NATION, YOU KNOW ME: IALWAYS LIVE MY LIFE TO THE

FULLEST.

I NEVER WASTE A SINGLE PRECIOUSMOMENT EXPLAINING MYSELF OR

EXPLAINING THE WAY I TAKEADVANTAGE OF ALL THE MOMENTS AND

DON'T WASTE ANY OF THEM WITHEXPLANATIONS.

(LAUGHTER)NONE.

THE MOMENTS, I MEAN.

(LAUGHTER)NOT GONNA DO IT.

BUT EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE EVEN INEED TO REMEMBER TO MAKE SURE MY

LIFE-STYLES ARE CRANKED TOLOCO-TURBO-MAX.

THAT'S WHY I WAS I WAS SOEXCITED TO SEE THIS.

>> MY NAME IS FREDERICK AND IWORK WITH TIKKER, THE WRISTWATCH

THAT COUNTS DOWN YOUR LIFE.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU

ABOUT THE DAY YOU ARE GOING TODIE.

>> Stephen: SOUNDS FUN.

GO ON!

>> FOR ALL OF US, LIFE COMESWITH A BEST-BEFORE DATE AND ONE

DAY WE'LL FIND OURSELVES AT THEEND OF THE LINE.

THAT'S WHY WE'VE CREATED TIKKER,THE DEATH WATCH THAT COUNTS DOWN

YOUR LIFE.

JUST SO YOU CAN MAKE EVERYSECOND COUNT.

>> Stephen: YES, TIKKER, THEWATCH THAT CONSTANTLY REMINDS

YOU YOU'RE GONNA DIE.

IT'S A GREAT GIFT FOR THE WHOLEFAMILY BECAUSE, DON'T FORGET,

THEY'RE GONNA DIE, TOO.

I'VE GOT TO SAY, I WAS SURPRISEDTO SEE OBAMA AT YOUR FUNERAL, BY

THE WAY.

(LAUGHTER)I GUESS HE JUST WANTED TO MAKE

SURE THE DEATH PANEL FINISHEDTHE JOB.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)FOLKS, TIKKER ISN'T JUST A WAY

TO DIGITALLY PINPOINT THEINEVITABLE MOMENT WHEN YOU WERE

DEVOURED BY THE WOLF OFOBLIVION.

IT'S ALSO A REMINDER TO HAVESOME FUN!

>> ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS LEARNHOW TO CHERISH THE TIME AND THE

LIFE THAT WE HAVE BEEN GIVEN.

TO HONOR IT.

SUCK THE MARROW FROM IT.

SEIZE THE DAY AND FOLLOW OURHEARTS!

AND THE BEST WAY TO DO THIS ISTO REALIZE THAT SECONDS, DAYS,

AND YEARS ARE PASSING NEVER TOCOME AGAIN!

(LAUGHTER).

>> Stephen: WHISPERING)NOT YET!

FOLKS, I'M SURE YOU'RE ASKING,HOW CAN A WATCH KNOW WHEN YOU'RE

GOING TO DIE?

IT'S NOT AN OLD GYPSY WOMAN WHOLIVES IN THE WOODS.

I BROUGHT YOU A LOCK OF HIS HAIRESMERALDA!

WHY ISN'T JIMMY FALLON AGINGFASTER?

(APPLAUSE)HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

FOLKS, HERE'S HOW IT WORKS.

YOU SIMPLY FILL OUT AQUESTIONNAIRE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH

HABITS, RISK FACTORS AND AGETHEN TIKKER WILL GENERATE THE

TIME DOWN TO THE SECOND THAT YOUHAVE LEFT.

(AUDIENCE REACTS)SO IF YOU'RE 30 WITH A HISTORY

OF SERIOUS DRUG ABUSE, YOU MAYONLY HAVE 40 MORE YEARS TO LIVE.

(LAUGHTER)IN FACT, I'M WEARING A TIKKER

RIGHT NOW SO I'M ALL SET.

TIME TO SEIZE THE DAY BYCELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY A LITTLE

BIT EARLY!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)LET'S SEE EXACTLY HOW MUCH TIME

I'VE GOT LEFT.

(GASPS)(LAUGHTER)

(GASPS)(LAUGHTER)

(AUDIENCE REACTS)♪ AND MANY MORE

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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