Hobby Lobby Case

  • Aired:  07/14/14
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The Supreme Court rules that a woman's right to contraception does not trump her employer's right to believe she shouldn't be taking it. (2:10)

NOW FOLKS, SOME SAY THATBOEHNER'S LAWSUIT IS A LONG

SHOT BUT I SAY IT'S A LONGSLAM-DUNK BECAUSE WHILE I

WAS BALLS DEEP IN COBBLER ON THE FOURTH, I WAS UP TO

THE BLUEBERRIES, I LEARNEDTHAT I NO LONGER HAVE TO PAY

FOR SLUT PILLS AKA WHOREPELLETS AKA VITAMIN BOW

CHICKA BOWWOW.

JIM?

>> THE SUPREME COURT OF THEUNITED STATES DELIVERED A

MAJOR BLOW TO PRESIDENTOBAMA'S HEALTH CARE LAW

TODAY IN A MAJOR VICTORY FORRELIGIOUS FREEDOM.

IN A 5-4 DECISION THEJUSTICES RULED IN FAVOR OF

THE HOBBY LOBBY CRAFT CHAINSAYING THAT CLOSELY HELD

CORPORATIONS CAN IN FACT,OPT OUT OF THE OBAMACARE

CONTRACEPTION MANDATE DUETO RELIGIOUS OBJECTIONS.

>> THIS IS A BIG VICTORY FORRELIGIOUS FREEDOM.

>> A VICTORY FOR COMMON

SENSE.

>> VICTORY FOR TRADITIONALAMERICANS.

>> VICTORY SO, BREAK OUT THECHAMPAGNE BUT NOT TOO MUCH,

HOBBY LOBBY EMPLOYEESBECAUSE YOUR BIRTH CONTROL

IS NO LONGER COVERED.

(LAUGHTER)ALL RIGHT.

BE CAREFUL, PLEASE, SET YOURHUMPING TO DRY.

(APPLAUSE)>> YES IN A UNANIMOUS 5-4

DECISION THE SUPREME COURTCATHOLIC MEN HAVE RULED THAT

A WOMAN'S RIGHT TOCONTRACEPTION DOES NOT TRUMP

HER EMPLOYER'S RIGHT TOBELIEVE SHE SHOULDN'T BE

TAKING IT.

AND IT'S BASED ON THE SOUNDPRINCIPLE THAT THE

GOVERNMENT DOESN'T HAVE THEAUTHORITY TO FORCE CLOSELY

HELD CORPORATIONS TO VIOLATETHEIR RELIGIOUS BELIEFS.

OH AND IT'S PROBABLY NOT ABIG DEAL BUT THEY ALSO RULED

THAT CORPORATIONS HAVERELIGIOUS BELIEFS.

I MEAN IT MAKES SENSE.

HOBBY LOBBY OBVIOUSLYCHRISTIAN, PANDA EXPRESS IS

JEWISH AT CHRISTMASTIME, ANDPAPA JOHN'S OF COURSE IS

ATHEIST BECAUSE THEIR PIZZAMAKES YOU DOUBT THERE IS A

GOD.

(APPLAUSE)WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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