The Word - The More You No

  • Aired:  09/22/10
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Schools should require permission slips before our children are allowed to learn anything we disagree with. (4:57)

NATION, YOU KNOW, NOTHING SCARES

THE AMERICAN PUBLIC MORE THAN

THE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING

HAPPENING TO THEIR CHILDREN.

>> COULD YOUR CHILD BE AT RISK?

>> ALL CHILDREN ARE AT RISK.

>> ONE IN THREE CHILDREN LIVE IN

A HOME WITH A GUN.

>> CHILDREN AND TEENS FORCED

INTO PROSTITUTION.

>> KIDS CAN ALSO GET HIGH RIGHT

AT HOME, YOUR HOME.

>> KNOW THAT YOUR CHILD MIGHT

DIE.

>> CHILDHOOD OBESITY.

>> TEEN PREGNANCY.

>> SEX STING.

>> THE SO-CALLED CHOKING GAME.

>> OVERSIZED CONTACT LENSES.

>> SILLY BANDs.

>> Stephen: SILLY BANDZ.

RUN TO YOUR CHILDREN'S BEDS AND

SCREAM IN THEIR FACES TO MAKE

SURE THEY'RE STILL ALIVE.

BUT FOLKS, THERE IS A NEW WAY TO

KEEP OUR CHILDREN SAFE, AND IT

BRINGS US TO TONIGHT'S WORD.

"THE MORE YOU KNOW."

NOW, AS A PARENT, I KNOW THERE'S

ONE FEAR THAT TOPS THEM ALL,

THAT ONE DAY MY CHILD WILL GROW

UP TO BE DIFFERENT FROM ME.

THAT'S WHY I INSIST THAT MY

CHILDREN'S EXPERIENCES BE

EXACTLY THE SAME AS MY CHILDHOOD

EXPERIENCES.

SO THEIR FIRST TOY, STRETCH

ARMSTRONG.

THEIR FIRST COMPUTER, A

COMMODORE 64.

AND THEIR FIRST KISS, JENNY

CARMICAL.

WHO IS NOW MRS. JENNIFER

REYNOLDS AND HAS BEEN VERY

GRACIOUS ABOUT THE WHOLE THING.

UNFORTUNATELY, AS PARENTS, WE

MUST CONTROL THE OUTSIDE

INFLUENCES WHICH LEAD OUR

CHILDREN DOWN THE ROAD TO RUIN.

OTHERWISE, INSTEAD OF LANDS END,

THEY'RE SUDDENLY EXPERIMENTING

WITH J. CREW, WHICH WE KNOW IS

JUST A GATEWAY TO URBAN

OUTFITTERS.

NOW, BEFORE YOU KNOW IT, ONE

THANKSGIVING THEY CAME HOME AND

THEY SAY, HEY, DAD, LET'S TURN

ON FOOTBALL.

BUT THEY MEAN SOCCER.

WHO ARE YOU?

I CARRIED YOU FOR NINE MONTHS.

WELL, LAST WEEK AMERICA'S KIDS

WENT BACK TO SCHOOL, AND THEY

WERE FACED WITH THE MOST

INSIDIOUS INFLUENCE YET.

THEY WERE FACED WITH A VIDEO

MESSAGE FROM OUR PRESIDENT.

JIM?

>> AN EDUCATION IS ABOUT MORE

THAN GETTING INTO A GOOD

COLLEGE.

IT'S ABOUT MORE THAN GETTING A

GOOD JOB WHEN YOU GRADUATE.

IT'S ABOUT GIVING EACH AND EVERY

ONE OF US THE CHANCE TO FULFILL

OUR PROMISE AND TO BE THE BEST

VERSION OF OURSELVES WE CAN BE.

>> Stephen: JUST LIKE BARACK

OBAMA TURNED OUT TO BE THE BEST

VERSION OF JIMMY CARTER.

AND FOLKS, WE KNOW WHAT THIS

VIDEO MESSAGE TO THE KIDS REALLY

WAS.

>> INDOCTRINATION IN AMERICA.

>> OUR EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM,

ALREADY LOADED WITH

ANTI-CAPITALIST PROPAGANDA,

PROGRESSIVE REVISIONIST HISTORY,

THE OBAMA INDOCTRINATION.

>> JUST WHEN YOU THINK THIS

ADMINISTRATION CAN'T GET ANY

MORE SURREAL AND ORWELLIAN, HERE

HE COMES TO INDOCTRINATE OUR

CHILDREN.

>> I WOULD NOT WANT MY KIDS IN A

SCHOOL WHERE THEY ARE TAKING A

CAPTIVE AUDIENCE AND

INDOCTRINATING THEM WITH VIEWS

THAT CONTRADICT MINE.

>> Stephen: RIGHT.

WHO IS SOME TEACHER TO

CONTRADICT MY BELIEF THAT

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S RUNNING MATE

WAS AQUAMAN.

IT MAY NOT BE IN THE HISTORY

BOOKS, FOLKS, BUT I WANT MY

CHILDREN TO LEARN THAT JOHN

WILKES BOOTH WAS BROUGHT TO

JUSTICE.

NOW, THANKFULLY ONE SCHOOL

DISTRICT FOUND A WAY TO PROTECT

THEIR STUDENTS FROM

INDOCTRINATION.

>> ONE DISTRICT IS REQUIRING

PARENTAL PERMISSION IN ORDER FOR

KIDS TO WATCH.

>> BASED ON THE COMMENTS WE GOT

LAST YEAR, WE DECIDED, OKAY,

LET'S SEND HOME A FORM TO EVERY

KID IN THE DISTRICT AND THE

PARENT OF EVERY STUDENT IN THE

DISTRICT AND LET'S LET THE

PARENTS LET US KNOW EXACTLY WHAT

THEY WANT THEIR CHILD TO DO, IF

THEY WANT THEIR CHILD TO SEE THE

ADDRESS.

>> Stephen: THAT'S RIGHT,

PERMISSION SLIPS, BECAUSE

LISTENING TO A PRESIDENT YOUR

PARENTS DIDN'T VOTE FOR IS JUST

AS DANGEROUS AS A FIELD TRIP TO

RIDE SKULL MOUNTAIN AT SIX

FLAGS.

BUT, FOLKS, I BELIEVE THEY

SHOULD HAVE GONE FURTHER, EVEN

MENTIONING PRESIDENT OBAMA

TEACHES KIDS THE DANGEROUS

LESSON THAT HE'S OUR PRESIDENT.

I SAY SCHOOLS SHOULD REQUIRE

PERMISSION SLIPS BEFORE OUR

CHILDREN ARE ALLOWED TO LEARN

ANYTHING WE DISAGREE WITH.

THAT INCLUDES FOREIGN LANGUAGES

OR EVEN ORDERING MENTION

CAB-SOUNDING FOODS IN THE

CAFETERIA BECAUSE EMPATHY FOR

ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS STARTS WITH

TACO TUESDAYS.

THE POINT IS...

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

THE POINT IS, IF YOU WANT TO

MAKE SURE YOUR CHILDREN JUST

LIKE YOU, YOU MUST CONTROL

EVERYTHING THEY SEE AND HEAR.

SOME DAY THEY WILL THANK YOU,

ASSUMING THEY EVER SPEAK TO YOU

AGAIN.

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