Sign Off - Welcome Baby Rosta!

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Stephen congratulates his crack researcher, Jen, on the birth of her daughter. (0:48)

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NATION.

NOW, BEFORE WE SAY GOOD NIGHT, I

WOULD LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO THE

NEWEST MEMBER OF THE COLBERT

NATION, LITTLE EMEESA MAC ROSTA,

DAUGHTER OF MY CRACK RESEARCHER

JEN ROSTA.

NOW, JEN, I'VE BEEN DOING SOME

BABY RESEARCH FOR YOU ON YAHOO

ANSWERS.

NOW, DID YOU KNOW IT HELPS THE

BONDING PROCESS IF THE ENTIRE

FAMILY SLEEPS IN THE CHILD'S

CRIB?

AND THAT A BABY CAN GET ALL ITS

REQUIRED NUTRIENTS FROM A

WENDY'S FROSTY?

IT'S TRUE.

[LAUGHTER]

IT'S YAHOO-TRUE.

OF COURSE, THE BEST WAY TO

ENSURE A CHILD'S HEALTH IS FOR

THE MOTHER TO RETURN TO WORK

IMMEDIATELY.

PLEASE, JEN, I DON'T KNOW

ANYTHING WITHOUT YOU.

GOOD NI