StePhest Colbchella '013 - Daft Punk'd

  • Aired:  08/06/13
  •  | Views: 1,537,290

After Ashton Kutcher delivers some bad news, Stephen throws up his hands and decides to dance. (7:09)

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK,

EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH LADIES AND

GENTLEMEN, WELCOME BACK TO

STEPHEFT COLBCHELLA '01, THE

SONG OF THE SUMMER OF THE

CENTURY FEATURING THE ARTISTS

FORMERLY BOOKED AS DAFT PUNK.

NOW THEY'RE NOT HERE TONIGHT,

AND I HAVE ACCEPTED A LOT OF

MONEY FROM OUR COLBCHELLA

SPONSOR HYUNDAI.

SO NOT DELIVERING THE SONG OF

THE SUMMER IS A REAL KICK IN MY

BALLS BROUGHT TO YOU BY HYUNDAI.

NOW, FOLKS THIS COULD NOT BE A

BIGGER DISASTER IF SOMEONE HAD

PLANNED IT.

WAIT A MINUTE.

WAIT A MINUTE.

THIS IS MTV NETWORKS.

OF COURSE, I'VE BEN DAFT PUNKED.

WHERE IS HE?

ASHTON, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE.

WHERE IS ASHTON?

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

BABY!

>> COME ON!

Stephen: YOU'RE THE GREATEST.

SO, ASHTON, ASHTON, I'VE GOT TO

ASK YOU.

SO, ASHTON, DAFT PUNK NOT BEING

HERE -- DID I GET PUNKED?

>> NO, YOU DON'T [BLEEP]ED

Stephen: ASHTON KUTCHER,

EVERYBODY.

ASHTON.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I DON'T CARE WHAT MTV ALLOWS.

MY AUDIENCE GETS THE SONG OF THE

SUMMER IF THEY WANT IT.

AND I DON'T EVEN NEED DAFT PUNK

TO CHOOSE MY SHOW OVER THE

V.M.A.'S TO GET IT.

THIS IS COLBCHELLA, COMEDAMIT,

AND IT IS TIME TO DANCE.

JIMMY?

♪ LIKE THE LEGEND ♪♪

>> Stephen: HEY, JEFF BRIDGES.

>> Stephen: SO AFTER FIVE YEARS

WHAT SURPRISES YOU MOST ABOUT

WALT?

>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK TO

AMERICA'S GOT TALENT.

TONIGHT 12 ACTS ARE LEAVING

EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT OUT HERE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

♪ WHAT IS THIS I'M FEELING?

♪♪

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> Stephen: WOOOO!

YES, SIR.

IS EVERYBODY HAPPY?

(AUDIENCE BOOING)

>> Stephen: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I