Goldman Sachs Lawyers Want Buckley T. Ratchford's Card Back

  • Aired:  12/14/10
  •  | Views: 62,120

Stephen will send Buckley T. Ratchford his Goldman Sachs credit card back because he doesn't really need it anymore. (2:45)

( APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: THANK YOU, LADIES

AND GENTLEMEN.

WELCOME TO "THE REPORT."

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

( AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN" )

WOW.

WOW.

NOT ONLY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

NOT ONLY WAS THAT DYNAMIC, IN

UNISON, BUT ON PITCH.

I WOULD SAY AN IVY LEAGUE A

CAPPELLA GROUP COULD NOT HAVE

DONE BETTER.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

NATION, LAST NIGHT I MENTIONED

THAT ONE OF MY WRITERS FOUND

THIS CREDIT CARD BELONGING TO A

PARTNER AT GOLDMAN SACHS.

HIS NAME IS BUCKLEY T.

RATCHFORD.

( LAUGHTER )

ALTHOUGH I ASSUME FOR SHORT

PEOPLE CALL HIM BUCKLEY T.

RATCHFORD.

( LAUGHTER )

AND TO ENCOURAGE MR. T.

RATCHFORD TO APPEAR ON MY SHOW

TO DEFEND WALL STREET BONUSES, I

WENT AND DID A SILLY THING.

I SAID THAT I WOULD REVEAL HIS

CREDIT CARD NUMBER ONE DIGIT A

NIGHT UNTIL HE CAME ON MY SHOW.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

WELL, IT TURNS OUT, AND I DID

NOT KNOW THIS, GOLDMAN SACHS HAS

LAWYERS.

( LAUGHTER )

WHO EVIDENTLY WATCH MY SHOW

BECAUSE I RECEIVED THIS ACTUAL

E-MAIL FROM THEIR OFFICE OF

GLOBAL SECURITY, WHICH I BELIEVE

IS A EUPHEMISM FOR

"ASSASSINATION SQUAD."

HOW ABOUT "GOLDMAN SACHS

REQUESTS THAT YOU RETURN

MR. RATCHFORD'S CREDIT CARD

TODAY."

( LAUGHTER )

28 MINUTES.

WELL, YOU KNOW, FOLKS, I KNOW

WHEN I'VE BEEN BEAT, SO MR. T.

RATCHFORD, I AM SENDING YOUR

CARD BACK TO YOU FORTHWITH

BECAUSE I...

( LAUGHTER )

...I DON'T REALLY NEED IT

ANYMORE.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

THERE YOU GO.

COULD YOU SEND THAT BACK.

THANKS SO MUCH.

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