Republican Southern Primary - Kermit the Frog

  • Aired:  03/14/12
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Kermit the Frog is an Amphibitarian, which means he is not partisan except when it comes to pigs. (3:50)

BEADS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]รทรบ

SO WITH RICK SANTORUM DRAWING A

LINE IN LOUISIANA ON THE 24th

WHO IS GOING TO TAKE THE BAYOU?

JOINING ME NOW IS THE COLL

BETTER REPORT'S CHIEF SWAMP LAND

POLITICAL ANALYST KERMIT THE

FROG.

THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME.

>> THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> STEPHEN: NICE TO SEE YOU MY

FRIEND.

>> NICE TO SEE YOU, TOO.

I APPRECIATE YOU HAVING ME ON

THE SHOW.

>> STEPHEN: THANK YOU FOR

BEING HERE.

EVERYONE SAID ALABAMA AND

MISSISSIPPI WERE MUST WINS FOR

NEWT GINGRICH.

DO YOU THINK HE CAN TAKE

LOUISIANA?

>> YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, STEPHEN,

I'M JUST A FROG.

YOU KNOW CROAK, RIBITY THAT SORT

OF THING.

I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT

POLITICS.

>> STEPHEN: WE'RE TALKING

ABOUT PRIMARIES.

>> ACCORDING TO THE SCHEDULE I'M

HERE TO TELL BERCH MY NEW MOVIE

THE MUPPETS COMING OUT ON DVD ON

MARCH 20.

>>

>> STEPHEN: THAT'S THE DAY OF

ILLINOIS PRIMARY.

DO YOU THINK ROMNEY'S SUBURBAN

MODERATES CAN HOLD OFF THE

DOWNSTATE CONSERVATIVES?

>> I REALLY DON'T TALK POLITICS.

WE'RE NOT PARTISAN EXCEPT WHEN

IT COMES TO PIGS.

>> STEPHEN: DON'T ACT LIKE YOU

DON'T KNOW THESE CANDIDATES.

I WORKED WITH MITT ROMNEY FOR

YEARS.

[ LAUGHTER ]

OKAY.

>> OKAY, OKAY.

HE IS A VERY NICE GUY, TOO BUT I

DON'T TAKE SIDES.

WHEN IT COMES TO POLITICS I

THINK EVERYONE, DEMOCRATS,

REPUBLICANS, INDEPENDENTS ALL OF

THEM WILL REALLY ENJOY OUR NEW

MOVIE ON DVD AND BLU-RAY MARCH

20.

>> STEPHEN: REALLY?

LISTEN BUDDY YOU MAY BE A MANY

OFY STAR NOW, YOU BUT STARTED

OUT AS A NEWS MAN INTERVIEWING

THE PIG CRISIS.

YOU HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE THAN

BILL O'REILLY.

>> I'M NOT GOING TO TOUCH THAT.

>> STEPHEN: WE'RE GOT TO THE

MOVIE AVAILABLE MARCH 20 IN A

MINUTE.

BUT FIRST YOU HAVE TO HELP ME

DISSECT THIS RACE.

>> IT'S NOT COOL TO SAY DISSECT

TO A FROG.

>> STEPHEN: SORRY.

AT LEAST TELL ME HOW NEWT IS

FEELING.

>> NEWT, OF COURSE, I MUST KNOW

ABOUT HOW NEWT FEELS WHY BECAUSE

I'M AN AMPHIBIAN AMERICAN DO.

WE ALL LOOK ALIKE TO YOU?

TOO.

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE

REPUBLICAN PRIMARY SO BEFORE I

SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS GREAT

MOVIE.

>> OUT ON MARCH 20.

>> STEPHEN: YOU HAVE TO GIVE

ME SOME ANALYSIS.

>> LET ME SEE WHAT I CAN DO.

THE FACT IS, STEPHEN, THAT THIS

RACE IS FAR FROM OVER.

WE HAVEN'T EVEN HIT ROMNEY'S

STRONG HOLDS OF NEW YORK AND

CALIFORNIA YET.

AND THE CLOSER HE GETS TO THE

MAGICAL NUMBER OF 1144 DELEGATES

THE MORE LEVERAGAGE AT A

HYPERLET CALL BROKERED

CONVENTION.

IF RUMORS OF A SANTORUM GINGRICH

SUPERTICKET PROVE TRUE WE'RE IN

FOR A HOT TIME IN TAMPA.

HOW IS THAT?

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

>> STEPHEN: THAT WAS

PRESCIENT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

>> THE MUPPETS AVAILABLE MARCH

20th ON DVD AND BLU-RAY.

YAY!

>> STEPHEN: GET OUT THERE AND

BUY THE MUPPETS LET'S MAKE THIS

FROG SOME SERIOUS GREEN.

KERMI