Mitt Romney's & Barack Obama's Secret Videos

  • Aired:  09/19/12
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Conservatives denounce Mitt Romney for his secret fundraising video, while Fox News boasts 14-year-old secret footage of President Obama. (4:11)

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

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>> STEPHEN: WOO!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN -- [CROWD CHANTING STEPHEN, STEPHEN STEPHEN]

THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

THANK YOU SOX IF YOU WOULD GO BEHIND ME CHANTING LIKE THAT I MIGHT ACTUALLY GO RUNNING SOME DAY.

[ LAUGHTER ]

WELCOME TO THE REPORT G. TO HAVE YOU WITH US.

FOLKS, LAST 48 HOURS HAVE BEEN AAPOCALYPTIC FOR THE ROMNEY EXAIFNL MAKES ME LONG FOR THE PREVIOUS 48 HOURS WHICH WERE

MERELY CATASTROPHIC.

[ LAUGHTER ]

IT ALL STARTED WHEN VIDEO SURFAISD OF MITT -- SURFACED OF MITT TELLING DONORS AT A PRIVATE FUND RAISER THAT 47% OF ALLEL

AMERICANS ARE MINDLESS MOOCHER IS AAND ONE THAT ONE OF THEM WAS TENDING BAR AND MOOCHED AN IPHONE.

TODAY EA DRESSED THE CONTROVERSY IN A PRESS CONFERENCE.

[SCREAMING] WOW, THAT'S NOT FAIR.

THSTLES A GOTCHA QUESTION.

[ LAUGHTER ]

FOLKS, NOW MY FELLOW CONSERVATIVES HAVE TURNED ON MITT, EVERYBODY FROM BILL KRISTOL TO SCOTT BROWN TO LINDA

McMAHON TO SUSANA MARTINEZ TO PEGGY NOONAN WHO WROTE "IT'S TIME TO ADMIT THE ROMNEY CAMPAIGN IS AN INCOMPETENT ONE."

WRONG, PEGGY.

THAT TIME WAS SIX MONTHS AGO.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

BUT NOW -- BUT NOW BUT WONHE -- AND FOLKS THERE'S A NEW VIDEO THAT STRIKES A CRUSHING BLOW TO THE OBAMA CAMPAIGN AND IT'S

EVERYWHERE FROM FOX NEWS TO FOX BUSINESS NEWS.

>> TONIGHT A NEW RECORDING SURFACES, THIS TIME IT'S PRESIDENT OBAMA WHO GETS CAUGHT.

>> THE PRESIDENT IS NOW DEALING WITH HIS OWN WORDS ON TAPE COMING BACK TO HAUNT HIM.

>> PRESIDENT OBAMA'S TURN TO BE HAUNTED BY AN OLD TAPE.

>> IT'S INTERESTING BECAUSE BOTH CAMPAIGNS NOW HAVE THESE TAPES BUT YOU MAY NOT HEAR ABOUT THE

OBAMA TAPE ONLY IF YOU ARE WATCHING FOX NEWS TO HEAR THE COUNTER RESPONSE.

>> STEPHEN: IN TRUTH, ONLY ON FOX NEWS WILL BE HEAR THE WORLD COUNTER REPLY.

LET'S HEAR THE TAPE.

>> THE TRICK IS FIGURING OUT HOW DO WE STRUCTURE GOVERNMENTSOMES THAT POOL RESOURCES AND FAS SILL

TATE SOME REDISTRIBUTION BECAUSE I ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN REDISTRIBUTION.

>> Stephen: HE DROPPED THE IBOMB REDISTRIBUTION WHICH IS IS FANCY TALK FOR A BLACK GUY IS COMING FOR YOUR STUFF.

[ LAUGHTER ]

HERE IS HIS VISION YOU PAY TAXES TO A SINGLE FEDERAL AGENCY THAT POOLS IT AND REDISTRIBUTES IT ACROSS THE COUNTRY TO BUILD

ROADS AND BRIDGES, SOMETIMES IN STATES YOU DON'T LIVE IN.

I BET RONALD RAINAN IS ROLLING OVER IN HIS FEDERALLY MAINTAINED GRAVE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

THERE'S NO TALK OF THIS GOING AWAY BECAUSE UNLIKE MITT'S SECRET VIDEO WHICH WAS MADE WAY BACK IN MAY, OWE BALMA'S GAFFE

WAS AFTER LABOR DAY 1998.