The Word - Shock the Vote

  • Aired:  06/15/11
  •  | Views: 32,104

There's no better way to show the horrors of universal health care than with the release of "The Texas Chainsaw Medicare." (4:07)

THAN EZRA ON THEIR HEAD PHONES.

I'M HIP TO THE SCENE.

THERE'S A NEW WAY FOR

REPUBLICANS TO APPEAL TO

YOUNGSTERS AND IT'S THE SUBJECT

OF TONIGHT'S WORD.

SHOCK THE VOTE.

ONE CONSERVATIVE HAS FIGURED OUT

HOW TO REACH THE COVETED YOUTH

AUDIENCE.

KENNETH DELVECHIO, A FORMER PART

TIME NEW JERSEY JUDGE AND SENATE

CANDIDATE.

DELVECHIO OR D TO THE V AS NO

ONE CALLS HIM KNOWS THERE'S NO

WAY TO GET TO KIDS LIKE FINAL

DESTINATION, DRAG ME TO HELL AND

SEX IN THE STAY 2.

IT'S TERRIFYING.

TO APPEAL TO THE CHILDREN OUT

THERE HE WROTE AND PRODUCED A

PROLIFE HORROR FILM CALLED THE

LIFE ZONE.

>> YOU HAVE ALL COMMITTED A

TERRIBLE SIN.

I AM YOUR JAILER.

>> YOU ARE ALL ON THE OPERATING

TABLE.

ALL READY TO COMMIT MURDER.

>> YOU MUST --

>> YOU KIDNAPPED.

>> YOU WILL STAY HERE IN THISs

ROOM FOR THE NEXT SEVEN MONTHS

UNTIL YOU SIMULTANEOUSLY GIVE

BIRTH TO YOUR CHILDREN.

IT'S A MOVIE WITH ALL THE TERROR

OF KNOCKED UP.

THE LIFE ZONE IS ABOUT THREE

PREGNANT WOMEN WHO ARE HELD

CAPTIVE BY A SADISTIC JAILER WHO

TRIES TO CHANGE THEIR MIND ABOUT

ABORTION BY FORCING THEM TO

CARRY THEIR BABIES TO TERM.

AND FOLKS, JUST LIKE ALL GREAT

HORROR FILMS THE MOVIE HAS A

SHOCKING TWIST.

[LAUGHTER]

AT THE END -- AT THE END IT IS

REVEALED ALL ALONG THE WOMEN HAD

BEEN IN PERG TORY AFTER HAVING

DIED ON THE OPERATING TABLE OF

ABORTION CLINICS BUT THE FILM

ISN'T SOME KIND OF PREACHY RIGHT

WING SERMON.

HE EXPLAINED, I THINK THE

AUDIENCE WILL WALK AWAY NOT

KNOWING WHAT THE FILMMAKERS

POSITION IS.

IT GIVES BOTH SIDES OF COIN.

IT GIVES THE SIDE WHERE THE

WOMEN WHO HAVE THEIR BABY GOES

TO HEAVEN AND THE OTHER SIDE OF

COIN WHERE THE WOMAN WHO DOESN'T

GOES TO HELL.

THE VIEWER CAN CHOOSE WHO IS

RIGHT.

I BELIEVE HE IS ON TO SOMETHING

HERE.

YOUNG PEOPLE ARE BRAIN WASHED BY

POP CULTURE ALL THE TIME.

BUT I SAY --

[LAUGHTER]

-- IF THIS MOVIE WORKS WHY STOP

AT ABORTION.

HORROR MOVIES TARGETED TO YOUTH

AUDIENCES CAN PROMOTE ALL OF OUR

TRADITIONAL VALUES.

[LAUGHTER]

FOR INSTANCE, I FOR ONE WOULD

LIKE TO SEE A REMAKE OF CARRIE

WHERE SHE'S HOME SCHOOLED.

THAT WAY THERE'S NO PROM, NO

TAUNTING, NO BUCKET OF BLOOD AND

SHE GETS A FULL SCHOLARSHIP TO

LIBERTY UNIVERSITY.

[LAUGHTER]

OR HOW ABOUT --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

I THINK THIS COULD GO PRETTY

WELL WITH THE KIDS, A MOVIE TO

CONVERT VEGETARIANS WHERE THE

AUSTRALIAN GUY FROM OUTBACK

STEAKHOUSE KIDNAPS A VEGAN,

IMPRISONS HIM INSIDE A COW AND

FORCES HIM TO EAT HIS WAY OUT.

OR --

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

OR A MOVIE THAT PROTECTS

TRADITIONAL MARRIAGE WHERE A GAY

GUY AND A LESBIAN ARE STITCHED

TOGETHER JUNK TO JUNK BY A MAD

MORALISTIC SCIENTIST UNTIL THEY

REALIZE HOW GOOD IT FEELS.

[LAUGHTER]

AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO SHOW THE

HORRORS OF UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE

THAN WITH THE RELEASE OF TEXAS

CHAINSAW MEDICARE.

I DIDN'T WANT LEDGER FACE AS

MY -- LEATHER FACE AS MY PRIMARY

CARE PHYSICIAN BUT WITH OBAMA

CARE I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE.

AND THE NEXT MOVIE WILL BE ABOUT

OUR NEW REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT.

THAT IS M

Loading...