Mary Fallin and Same-Sex Benefits

  • Aired:  11/21/13
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Sixteen states have legalized gay marriage, but Governor Mary Fallin fights to ensure that Oklahoma remains Okla-hetera. (5:05)

AND FOLKS I HAVE TO TELL YOUIT'S NOT JUST THE SENATE.

I AM SAD TO REPORT AMERICA ISLOSING THE BATTLE AGAINST GAY

MARRIAGE.

THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA AND 16STATES HAVE LEGALIZED MAN-ON

MANTWOIMONY INCLUDING JUST LASTWEEK HAWAII.

IT'S ALOA TRADITIONAL VALUES,AND ALOHA, GAY MARRIAGE.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

I WISH I COULD ASSAILANTOPPOSITE.

JUST LAST NIGHT, THE GOVERNMENTOF ILLINOIS SIGNED SAME-SEX

MARRIAGE LEGISLATION INTO LAW.

YOU KNOW WHO'S HAPPY ABOUT THAT?

THEEE BEARS!

WORST OF ALL, WOFERLT OF ALL,OUR MILITARY HAS FALLEN PREY TO

THE HOMOSEXUAL GAY AGENDA.

THREE YEARS AGO THEY DROPPEDDON'T ASK, DON'T TELL.

AT FIRST I FIGURED THE GAYSWOULDN'T WANT TO BE IN THE

MILITARY, THE THE CAMEO IS SOMATCHY-MATCHY.

TURNS OUT GAY PEOPLE HAVE SOMESORT OF SICK FETISH FOR SERVING

THEIR COUNTRY AND NOW THEY'RECASHING IN ON THOSE SWEET

BENEFITS.

JUST ASK SECRETARY OF DEFENSEAND MAN WHO WAS CRYING JUST

BEFORE YOU WALKED IN, CHUCKHAGEL.

>> WHEN THE SUPREME COURT ISSUEDITS DECISION ON THE DEFENSE OF

MARRIAGE ACT THIS SUMMER, THEDEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE

IMMEDIATELY BEGAN WORKING ONPROVIDING SAME BENEFITS, SAME

BENEFITS TO ALL ELIGIBLESPOUSES, REGARDLESS OF SEXUAL

ORIENTATION.

WE DID IT BECAUSE EVERYONE WHOSERVES OUR COUNTRY IN UNIFORM,

EVERYONE IN THIS COUNTRY, SHOULDRECEIVE ALL THE BENEFITS THEY

DESERVE AND THEY'VE EARNED.

>> Stephen: FOLKS, THESEBENEFITS JUST ENCOURAGE THE

DESTRUCTIVE GAY HOOK-UP CULTURE.

MEETING YOUR SPOUSE IN SOMEWINDOWLESS BACK ROOM TO PROVIDE

HOT, SWEATY DENTAL COVERAGE.

THANKFULLY, ONE BRAVE STATE,OKLAHOMA, IS FIGHTING TO REMAIN

OKLA-HETERO.

ITS CONSTITUTION ALREADY BANSSAME-SEX MARRIAGE.

OTHERWISE, OKLAHOMA WOULD BE AGAY MECCA.

THINK OF ALL THE THINGS THEYHAVE TO OFFER THE GAYS-- THE

MUSICAL...

THAT'S IT.

( APPLAUSE )SO OKLAHOMA DID THE RIGHT THING

AND TOOK AWAY SOME RIGHTS.

JIM?

>> THE NATIONAL GUARD HASSTOPPED PROCESSING SAME-SEX

COUPLES BENEFITS AFTER GETTINGAN ORDER FROM GOVERNOR MARY

FALLON, DESPITE THE PENTAGON'SANNOUNCEMENT LAST MONTH THAT

SAME-SEX SPOUSES OF MILITARYMEMBERS ARE ELIGIBLE FOR THE

SAME BENEFITS AS STRAIGHTCOUPLES.

>> Stephen: SORRY, L.G.B.T.

CROWD, YOU GOT GREEDY.

IF YOU LET US KEEP DON'T ASK,DON'T TELL, NOBODY WOULD KNOW IF

YOUR SAME-SEX PARTNER WAS GAY.

( LAUGHTER )NOW, ACCORDING TO SOME OBSCURE

THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, DENYINGRIGHTS TO A SPECIFIC MINORITY

GROUP IS ILLEGAL.

SO GOVERNOR FALLON IS ENSURINGTHAT ALL OKLA-HUMANS ARE TREATED

EQUALLY BY ORDERING STATE-OWNEDNATIONAL GUARD FACILITIES TO

STOP PROCESSING ALL MILITARYSPOUSE BENEFITS.

NOW, EVERY OKLAHOMA NATIONALGUARD MEMBER WILL HAVE TO TRAVEL

TO A FEDERALLY RUN FACILITY TOAPPLY FOR BENEFITS.

IN SOME CASES, THAT WOULD BE ANADDITIONAL FOUR-HOUR ROAD TRIP.

IT WILL BE FUN.

YOU CAN PLAY A GAME OF EYE SPYAND ARBITRARY DENIAL OF MY

RIGHTS.

( LAUGHTER )NOW, GOVERNOR FALLON IS SETTING

A GREAT PRECEDENT HERE.

RATHER THAN PROVIDE ANY SERVICESFOR GAY PEOPLE, THE GOVERNMENT

SHOULD REFUSE TO PROVIDE THEMFOR EVERYONE.

BECAUSE ONCE A GAY PERSON GETSSOMETHING, IT GETS THEIR GAY ALL

OVER IT.

( LAUGHTER )THAT'S WHY I THINK WE SHOULD

SHUT DOWN THE FIRE DEPARTMENTS.

IF I FIND OUT THAT FIREFIGHTERSALSO RESCUE GUY PEOPLE,

SUDDENLY, IT WILL SEEM GAY FORME TO HAVE THEIR CALENDAR.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

THAT'S MARCH.

THAT'S MARCH.

THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

AND WHAT ABOUT SCHOOLS?

I'VE HEARD SOME OF THESENEW-FANGLED GAYS ALSO HAVE KIDS

THAT GO TO SCHOOL.

THEY'RE LEARNING THE SAME MATHAS MY KIDS, ALL SO THEY CAN GO

HOME AND COUNT THE NUMBER OFMOMMIES THEY HAVE.

( LAUGHTER )AND, FOLKS, WE WOULDN'T EVEN

HAVE THIS PROBLEM IF GAYSWEREN'T ALLOWED IN THE MILITARY.

SO NO ONE SHOULD BE ALLOWED INTHE MILITARY.

I SAY LET THOSE DRONES DO ALLTHE WORK.

( LAUGHTER )THEY'RE STILL MOKS AWAY FROM

DEVELOPING A SEXUAL PREFERENCE.

BUT ONCE THEY DO, THEY'LL HAVENO PROBLEM CONNECTING WITH THEIR

SOUL MATES OR ANY OF THEIRCOLLATERAL SOUL MATES.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

EVEN THAT MIGHT NOT BE ENOUGH,FOLKS.

BECAUSE GOVERNOR FALLON, I HEARDTHAT GAY PEOPLE IN OKLAHOMA

ENJOY THE CENT OF YOUR FLOWER,THE OKLAHOMA ROSE AS MUCH AS

STRAIGHT PEOPLE DO SHOW YOU CANSHHH ORDER EVERYONE IN YOUR

STATE TO CUT OFF THEIR NOSES TOSPITE THE GAYS BECAUSE YOU'RE

KIND OF DOING IT ALREADY.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

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