Miranda Rights for Boston Bomber

  • Aired:  04/25/13
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The Boston police catch Dzhokar Tsarnaev in a landlocked boat, and Fox & Friends pundits emphasize that he was "singing like a canary" until the judge arrived. (2:36)

EVERYBODY.

THANKS SO MUCH.

FOLKS, I HAVE TO TELL YOU,

TONIGHT I'M IN A GREAT MOOD

BECAUSE I AM FURIOUS.

IT HAS BEEN LESS THAN A WEEK

SINCE I-- WELL, WE NABBED

ALLEGED BOSTON BOMBER DZHOKAR

TSARNAEV.

AM I PRONOUNCING THAT CORRECTLY?

>> THE "D" IS SILENT.

>> THANK YOU D-DJANGO.

THE F.B.I. AND THE BOSTON POLICE

DID A HER OAK JOB CATCHING THE

CHECHEN TERRORIST AFTER HE TRIED

TO ESCAPE ON A LANDLOCKED BOAT.

( LAUGHTER ).

BUT NOW OUR SECRET CHECHEN

PRESIDENT HAS SCREWED THE WHOLE

THING UP.

>> DZHOKAR TSARNAEV HAS TOLD

F.B.I. AGENTS ABOUT HIS ROLE IN

THE BOMBINGS BUT WAS WE'VE JUST

LEARNED HE DID SO BEFORE BEING

ADVISED OF HIS MOOSH RIGHTS.

>> INVESTIGATORS SAY THE

SURVIVING BOMB SUSPECT HAS NOW

STOPPED TALKING TO THEM AFTER HE

WAS READ HIS MIRANDA RIGHTS.

>> Stephen: NO!

WHY DID WE READ HIM HIS MIRANDA

RIGHTS?

IF ANYTHING WE SHOULD HAVE READ

HIM HIS SAMANTHA RIGHTS.

YOU GIVE HIM THREE COSMOS, AND,

GIRLFRIEND, HE STARTS TO DISH.

NOW, NOW HE KNOWS HE HAS THE

RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, AND

THINGS WERE GOING SO WELL.

RIGHT, "FOX & FRIENDS"?

>> TURNS OUT THE BOMBING SUSPECT

IN BOSTON WAS SINGING LIKE A

CANARY UNTIL THE JUDGE SHOWED

UP.

AND READ HIM HIS RIGHTS.

>> SO BEFORE HE WAS READ HIS

RIGHTS, HE APPARENTLY WAS

SINGING LIKE A CANARY.

>> TURNS OUT THE BOSTON BOMBING

SUSPECT WAS SINGING LIKE A

CANARY UNTIL THE JUDGE SHOWED

UP.

>> TURNS OUT THE BOSTON BOMBING

SUSPECT WAS SINGING LIKE A

CANARY UNTIL THE JUDGE SHOWED

UP.

>> THEY WERE TALKING TO HIM AND

HE WAS SINGING LIKE A CANARY.

>> Stephen: YEAH, HE WAS

SINGING LIKE A CANARY.

SWINGING LIKE A PIG.

DROPPING A DIME LIKE A DIRTY

ROOT RAT.

A STEEL, EVERYTHING WAS JAKE WE

WERE ABOUT TO SEND HIM TO THE

BIG HOUSE, THE SLAERM, ITS GRAY

BAR HOTEL.

IT WAS ALL-- IT WAS ALL EGGS AND

COVES UNTIL THE CHIEF GOT

HIRCHGY AND GAVE US A

DOUBLE-CROSS, THE RUNAROUND, THE

HIGH HOOT.

THAT'S WHAT'S EATING ME, SEE?

I SHOULD FIX HIS CAGON.

THANK YOU, "FOX & FRIENDS," FOR

THE HOT SCOOP.

YOU DONE GOOD, AND THE BIG BOSS

IS REAL HAPPY BECAUSE SOMETIMES

YOU GET THE WORD OUT ABOUT A GUY

SINGING LIKE A CANARY YOU GOT TO

R