Colbert Super PAC - For the Children

  • Aired:  07/28/11
  •  | Views: 67,757

Little Charlie and Grace's mom won't let them have a Colbert Super PAC lemonade stand until Stephen can tell them what his Super PAC stands for. (3:30)

NATION, STAY SAURON, STAY.

NATION, 29 DAYS AGO COLBERT

SUPERPAC BEGAN ITS MISSION

OF MAKING A BETTER TOMORROW

TOMORROW.

AND THAT MISSION IS AS

IMPORTANT NOW NOW AS IT WAS

THEN THEN.

WE HAVE RECEIVED DONATIONS

FROM OVER 10,000 NAMELESS

HEROES WHOSE NAMES ARE RIGHT

DOWN HERE.

BUT I WANT TO SALUTE TWO NEW

MEMBERS OF THE COLBERT YOUTH

CORPS WHO SENT ME THIS

LETTER.

THEY SCRIBBLE DEAR STEPHEN

COLE BETTER THE FIRST TIME

WE SAW YOU YOU WERE THE

ASSISTANCE SPORTS

PSYCHOLOGIST FOR THE U.S.

SPEED SKATING TEAM GIVING

ADVICE TO A SKATER'S BUTT.

OUR PARENTS RECORD YOUR SHOW

AND LET US WATCH THE BEST

PARTS.

THE LETTER CONCLUDES, THANK

YOU FOR READING THIS.

HAVE A GREAT SUMMER SINCERELY

CHARLIE, 10, AND GRACE 8.

PS, WE COLLECTED MONEY FOR

YOUR SUPERPAC.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

AND HERE IT IS.

$13.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, SOMETIMES

YOU FORGET WHY YOU DO WHAT

YOU DO.

(LAUGHTER)

HERE IT IS.

IT'S FOR THE CHILDREN THAT I

WANT TO RECEIVE UNLIMITED

MONIES THAT CAN THEN BE USED

TO TAMPER WITH THE 2012

ELECTIONS.

SO NATION, IT IS TIME TIME

TO MAKE AN ADDITION TO THE

CRAWL OF HEROES, LET'S

FREEZE THE CRAWL.

JIMMY, PUT THEM IN.

AND FIRE IT BACK UP.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, CHARLIE AND

GRACE.

THIS PART HERE IS ADORABLE.

THEY WANT TO DO A LEMONADE

STAND FOR THE SUPER-PAC.

THEY WRITE MOM SAYS WE CAN'T

DO A LEMONADE STAND FOR IT

UNTIL YOU DECIDE WHAT THE

SUPER-PAC STANDS FOR.

SO LET US KNOW.

(LAUGHTER)

WELL, THAT'S EASY.

IT STANDS FOR FREEDOM, AND

LIBERTY, AND FREEBERTY.

HOW SHOULD I KNOW WHAT IT

STANDS FOR.

ALL I KNOW IS THAT CITIZENS

UNITED SAID THAT UNLIMITED

MONEY IS UNLIMITED SPEECH SO

YOU I FORMED THE SUPER-PAC

AND PEOPLE ARE HANDING ME

MONEY, NO QUESTIONS ASKED.

NOW I GOT THIS HUGE MONEY

MOUSE.

I'M SUPPOSED TO THINK ABOUT

WHAT IT SAYS.

I DON'T THINK ABOUT WHAT I

SAY.

-- DON'T LIKE PEANUT BUTTER

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, I DON'T

KNOW.

MY MOUTH SAID IT AND THEN I

MADE UP T-SHIRTS WITH PAC

MONEY.

(APPLAUSE)

WE'LL HAVE THESE FOR SALE

LATER ON THE WEB SITE.

OH MY GOD I'M LETTING THESE

CHILDREN DOWN.

>> AH!

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