Hurricane Isaac at GOP Convention

  • Aired:  08/28/12
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Televangelists know that hurricanes stem from hot, steamy man-action aboard gay Caribbean cruises. (2:46)

BACK FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO CHANGE THIS COUNTRY.

>> Stephen: WELCOME TO FLORIDA, EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, EVERYBODY.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I HAVE TO TELL YOU, BEING AWAY FROM YOU FOLKS FOR MORE THAN A WEEK IS JUST TOO MUCH.

I WAS GETTING THE SHAKES.

FOLK, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR JOINING US TONIGHT FOR THE HISTORIC SECOND FIRST NIGHT OF

THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION.

FORCE IN TAMPA, FLORIDA.

IT IS THE SUPER BOWL OF EVENTS THAT HAVE WAY FEWER BLACK PEOPLE.

NOW, YOU WEATHER HEADS OUT THERE, ALL KNOW THE START OF THE CONVENTION WAS DELAYED BY

HURRICANE ISAAC, WHICH IS SCHEDULED TO MAKE LANDFALL ON THE SEVENTH ANNIVERSARY OF

HURRICANE KATRINA, THE SEVENTH ANNIVERSARY, OF COURSE, IS THE FLYING DEBRIS ANNIVERSARY.

AND, FOLKS, IF YOU ASKED ME, AND BY TUNING IN LEGALLY, YOU HAVE,

THE TIMING OF THIS HURRICANE SEEMS KIND OF SUSPICIOUS.

YOU SEE, THANKS TO TELEVANGELIST PAT ROBERTSON AND JON HAGUE AGREE, WE KNOW BAD WEATHER'S IS

GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOREMAN'S FAILING, HOMOSEXUALS, TORNADOS ARE CAUSED BY AL DULLER THARS

AND HAIL IS CAUSED BY PEOPLE WHO SNACK FROM THE BULK BIN WITHOUT PAYING, OUCH.

AND ONE DRIED MANGO, WHO CAN IT HURT, YOU THINK.

HERE IS HOW IT WORKS, HURRICANES FORM FROM RISING MOISTURE CREATING BY HOT STEAMY MAN

ACTION ABOARD A GAY CARIBBEAN CRUISE, NOW WHEN THAT SIN GETS HIGH ENOUGH, IT MAKES THE ANGELS

CRY AND THOSE TEARS FALL TO THE EARTH IN THE FORM OF MASSIVE PRECIPITATION, BECAUSE

HOMOSEXUALS ARE A BIOPART OF THE WATER CYCLE, THAT'S WHY THE GAY SYMBOL IS A RAINBOW.

SO --

[ APPLAUSE ]

>> THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.

SO CLEARLY, THE LIBERAL GAYS OUT THERE PLANNED THE STORM BY GAIING IT UP EXTRA HARD SOME

PLACE, BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY GOD WOULD PUNISH THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

WE KNOW THEY ARE NOT GAY.

AFTER

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