Questionable Compassion for Child Immigrants

  • Aired:  07/17/14
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As the child immigrant crisis continues, Fox News pundits respond with a combination of sympathy and xenophobia. (8:57)

LET'S TURN TO A LIGHTERSTORY.

CHILD REFUGEES.

(LAUGHTER)NATION, I COME TO YOU

TONIGHT WITH A HEAVY HEARTAND A BLOATED LIVER.

YOU SEE, I'VE BEEN DRINKINGA LOT THINKING ABOUT THIS

WAVE OF UNACCOMPANIED MINORSFLOODING INTO AMERICA,

FLEEING HONDURAS, GUATEMALAAND I BELIEVE EL DIABLO.

(LAUGHTER)SADLY, FOLKS, THESE KIDS

CONTINUE TO STREAM IN OVERTHE BORDER DESPITE OUR

CLEARLY MARKED YOU MUST BETHIS TALL TO ENTER THE

COUNTRY SIGN.

THIS IS A CLEAR HUMANITARIANCRISIS.

I WANT TO BE CLEAR ABOUTSOMETHING HERE.

I AM A HUMAN.

I'M NOT A MONSTER.

I CARE FOR THESE KIDS SOVERY PUBLICLY.

(LAUGHTER)YES, I BELIEVE IN SECURING

OUR BORDERS BUT SOME OF MYBEST FRIENDS ARE GUATEMALAN.

(LAUGHTER)THEY'RE SMALL CHEERFUL

PEOPLE.

AND I AM NOT THE ONLY ONEWEARING MY HEART ON MY TV

SLEEVE.

>> I FEEL BAD, AS I SAID, IFI WAS IN SOUTH OR CENTRAL

AMERICA, MEXICO I WOULD TRYTO GET HERE.

IT'S NOT THE IMMIGRANT'SFAULT.

>> BROKEN HEARTED.

WE ALL REALLY FEEL BADFOR THESE KIDS.

>> I'VE BEEN IN CENTRALAMERICA MANY TIMES.

I HAVE A GUATEMALAN DAUGHTER,NOW AN AMERICAN CITIZEN.

I SPEAK SPANISH.

I LOVE THE LATIN AMERICANPEOPLE.

>> Stephen: I TOO HAVE ADEEP LOVE FOR THE LATIN

AMERICAN PEOPLE.

I MEAN THESE KIDS AREN'TJUST INVADING OUR COUNTRY,

THEY'RE INVADING-- IN HERE.

AND WITH OUR HEARTS FULL OFLOVE FOR THE LATIN AMERICAN

PEOPLE, IT'S CLEAR WHAT WEMUST DO --

>> FIRST THING YOU DO ISSTART DEPORTING PEOPLE, TO

THE BY THE HUNDREDS, NOT BYTHE DOZENS, BY THE THOUSANDS.

>> Stephen: IT'S UH --(APPLAUSE)

IT'S A TOUGH LOVE.

(LAUGHTER)OR A VERY SOFT HATE.

(LAUGHTER)BUT REMEMBER THE OLD SAYING,

IF YOU LOVE SOMETHING LET ITGO.

AND IF THAT DOESN'T WORK,SEND HEAVILY ARMED TROOPS TO

SCARE IT AWAY.

NOW SURE, LAST WEEK OBAMADEPORTED 38 WOMEN AND

CHILDREN BACK TO SAN PEDRO,HONDURAS, THE CITY WITH THE

HIGHEST MURDER RATE IN THEWORLD.

IT'S A GOOD START, DON'T GETME WRONG.

BUT 38 PEOPLE OUT OF 5200?

I MEAN AT THAT RATE, FOLKS,WE WILL NOT GET THESE-- WE

WILL NOT GET THESE IMMIGRANTSOUT OF HERE UNTIL-- WAIT A

SECOND THIS CALCULATOR ISN'TIN SPANISH.

(LAUGHTER)IT DOESN'T-- IT DOESN'T HAVE

THE-- (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

THE SPANISH ONES HAVE THATUPSIDE DOWN PLUS SIGN.

AND FOLKS, EVEN A TROOPSURGE CANNOT STOP THESE KIDS

BECAUSE THEY ARE SURGING ATOUR TROOPS.

>> SO MANY OF THESE KIDS WHOAPPROACH THE BORDER, THEY'RE

LOOKING FOR BORDER AGENTS TOTURN THEMSELVES IN, SO THEY

CAN START THIS NOW LENGTHYLEGAL PROCESS OF TRYING TO

STAY IN THIS COUNTRY.

>> THESE KIDS ARE TURNINGTHEMSELVES INTO THE TROOPS.

THAT'S LIKE HAVING MORECUSTOMER SERVICE REPS AT THE

BORDER.

>> Stephen: YEAH, IT'S LIKEHAVING CUSTOMER SERVICE REPS

AT THE BORDER.

THOUGH IF THEY'RE FROMCOMCAST THOSE KIDS MIGHT BEG

TO BE LET GO.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> Stephen: AND I SAY-- I

SAY-- INSTEAD OF US SENDINGTROOPS DOWN THERE, WE JUST

DO WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU RUNOUT OF CANDY ON HALLOWEEN.

LESS'S TURN OFF THE LIGHTSAND PRETEND AMERICA'S NOT

HOME.

(LAUGHTER)SO THE KIDS MOVE ON TO THE

NEXT HOUSE, CANADA.

(LAUGHTER)(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

I HOPE THOSE KIDS LIKEPENNIES AND RAISINS.

(LAUGHTER)BUT FOLKS, THE WORST PART OF

THIS CRISIS IS WHERE THEOBAMA ADMINISTRATION HAS

DECIDED TO SEND SOME OFTHESE ILLEGAL CHILDREN.

>> A VERY DISTURBING REPORTABOUT HOW THE FEDERAL

GOVERNMENT IS ACTUALLYSPENDING MILLIONS OF YOUR

HARD EARNED TAX DOLLARS TOHOUSE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS AT

A TEXAS HOTEL.

PLANS TO PUT ILLEGALS UPINSIDE A MULTIMILLION DOLLAR

RESORT HOTEL AND WE'REPAYING FOR IT.

>> THE BEAUTIFUL PALM AIRERESORT AND HOTEL IN

McALLEN TEXAS OFFERINGINDOOR, OUTDOOR POOLS, WIFI

CABLE, SAUNA, STEAM, FITNESSCENTER.

>> IT'S GOT THREE POOLS, ATENNIS COURT, JACUZZI,

WIFI, WAS THAT ANAPPROPRIATE PROPOSAL, DO YOU

THINK, TO TRY AND HOUSESOME OF THESE KIDS?

>> ABSOLUTELY NOT.

>> OH, I AGREE.

OH, LET'S ALL PAY FORPABLO'S CONTINENTAL

BREAKFAST.

(LAUGHTER)I BET EVERY NIGHT ON THE

PILLOW THEY LEAVE A MINT, AGREEN CARD AND IMMIGRATION

PAPERS FOLDED INTO A SWAN.

(LAUGHTER)JUST LISTEN, JUST LISTEN,

THIS IS GOING TO SHOCK YOU.

(APPLAUSE)THIS IS GOING TO SHOCK YOU.

JUST LISTEN TO THESE ACTUALREVIEWS OF THE PALM AIRE

RESORT FROM TRIP ADVISOR.

ONE STAR, TERRIBLE HOTEL.

MOLD AND MUSTY.

SUNKEN COACH, BROKEN HANDLEON SHOWER.

STAINED SHEETS.

THE POOL WAS GREEN.

THIS IS THE WORST HOTEL IHAVE EVER STAYED IN.

I DISCOVERED LARGECOCKROACHES RIGHT AS I

ENTERED THE ROOM.

THAT'S RIGHT, THEY'RE EVENGIVING THE KIDS PETS.

(LAUGHTER)THE BOTTOM LINE-- BOTTOM

LINE, WE LOVE THESE KIDS.

AND THE WORST HOTEL IN THEWORLD IS STILL TOO GOOD FOR

THEM.

'CAUSE THESE INNOCENT LOOKINGCHILDREN ARE ANYTHING BUT.

>> I'M TELLING YOU YOURSAFETY IS AT RISK AND YOU

ARE IN DANGER.

>> THEY COULD BE MEMBERS OFGANGS, FOR ALL WE KNOW.

>> WE'VE GOT PEOPLE COMINGFROM COUNTRIES WHERE THERE'S

A LOT OF CRIME.

>> WE KNOW THAT WE'REGETTING MORE THAN WE'VE EVER

GOTTEN FROM COUNTRIES WHERETHERE IS ISLAMIC TERRORISM.

>> Stephen: I THINK THATMEANS THEY'RE ISLAMIC

TERRORISTS.

I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT, ITMAKES SENSE.

CHILDREN TAKE NAPS IN THESEDETENTION FACILITIES.

THEY'RE LITERALLY IN SLEEPERCELLS.

(LAUGHTER)AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN I WANT

TO POINT OUT, I'M NOT AMONSTER.

MY HEART GOES OUT TO THESECHILDREN.

THEY'RE NOT ALL VICIOUSKILLERS.

SOME OF THEM ARE MERELYFILTHY DISEASE CARRIERS.

>> RIGHT NOW WE'RE NOT SUREOF THEIR HEALTH CARE STATUS.

WE HAVE ALREADY TALKED ABOUTTB AND MRSA.

>> WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHATALL DISEASES THEY HAVE.

>> SEXUALLY TRANSMITTEDDISEASES, THEY WILL GIVE IT

TO EVERYBODY ELSE.

>> GEORGIA REPUBLICANCONGRESSMAN PHIL GINGREY IS

RAISING HEALTH CONCERNSABOUT THE CHILDREN AS WELL.

IN A LETTER TO THE CENTERSTO DISEASE CONTROL AND

PREVENTION HE CITES CONCERNSABOUT SWINE FLU, EBOLA VIRUS

AN TUBERCULOSIS.

>> YES, ACTUAL DOCTOR ANREPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN PHIL

GINGREY SAYS THESE KIDSCOULD BE CARRYING EBOLA.

AND YES THAT VIRUS HASNEVER APPEARED OUTSIDE OF

AFRICA, BUT GINGREY MAY HAVECAUGHT IT FROM AN ILLEGAL

ALREADY BECAUSE I BELIEVEONE OF THE SYMPTOMS IS

BASELESS FEAR LEAKING OUT OFYOUR ASS.

(LAUGHTER)BUT THANK GOD--

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)FOLKS, THANK GOD THAT

PATRIOTS ALL OVER THECOUNTRY HAVE TAKEN TO THE

STREETS TO PROTEST THESERABID-PLAGUED CHILDREN BEING

SPREAD BY OBAMA LIKEFESTERING STOOL SAMPLES

ACROSS THE PETRI DISH OFAMERICA.

AND AGAIN, AND AGAIN, I LOVETHEM.

(LAUGHTER)ONE SUCH PATRIOT IS ARIZONA

REPUBLICAN CONGRESSIONAL

CANDIDATE AND HUMAN STUBBLEFARM ADAM KWASMAN WHO SHOWED

UP WITH CAMERAS TO BLOCKADEBUSES OF ILLEGAL CHILDREN

OUT OF PURE VIDEOTAPEDCONCERN FOR THEIR

WELL-BEING.

>> REPUBLICAN ADAM KWASMANWAS IN AURICLE THIS MORNING

IN PROTEST THE BUSING OFMIGRANTS TO THE SHELTER.

>> I WAS ABLE TO ACTUALLYSEE SOME OF THE CHILDREN IN

THE BUSES, IN THE FEAR ONTHEIR FACES.

THIS IS NOT COMPASSION.

>> JUST ONE PROBLEM, THOSEWEREN'T MIGRANT CHILDREN ON

THE YELLOW SCHOOL BUS.

THEY WERE YMCA CAMPERS FROMTHE MIRANA SCHOOL DISTRICT.

>> DID YOU KNOW THE BUS WASYMCA KIDS?

>> THEY WERE SAD TOO. IAPOLOGIZE.

>> DO NOT APOLOGIZE!

>> Stephen: DO NOT APOLOGIZE.

(APPLAUSE)STAND STRONG.

I FOR ONE NEVER TRUSTCAMPERS.

THINK ABOUT IT, THEY ARESENT TO REMOTE LOCATIONS

WHERE THEY ARE TRAINED TOUSE DEADLY WEAPONS SO THEY

CAN CAPTURE OUR FLAGS.

VIGILANCE.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

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