Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Not-Legal Advice & Certificate of Presidenthood

  • Aired:  04/03/12
  •  | Views: 15,911

The Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack contains everything you need to be a playa in the 2012 election, including a big red button and an honor from Ham Rove. (1:52)

THEIR HOLES.

PLEASE.

NO LETTERS.

(LAUGHTER) FOLKS EVERYONE KNOWS KIDS LOVE HEARING ABOUT ELECTION LAW.

(LAUGHTER) THAT'S WHY FOR DAYS NOW I'VE BEEN OFFERING COLLEGE KIDS MY

COLBERT SUPER PAC SUPER FUN PACK AVAILABLE FOR JUST $99 IN THIS LIMITED EDITION GENUINE

CARDBOARD BOX.

(LAUGHTER) IT CONTAINS EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO BE A PLAYA IN THE 2012 ELECTION.

(LAUGHTER) LIKE STEP-BY-STEP INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO FORM YOUR OWN SUPER

PAC, AN ALLEN WRENCH, AND OTHER THINGS.

WELL, TONIGHT, I AM ADDING ONE OF THESE EXCLUSIVE BUTTONS TO EACH BOX.

A BUTTON WHICH, WHEN PRESSED WILL OFFER EXPERT NOT LEGAL ADVICE FROM FORMER CHAIRMAN OF

THE F.E.C. AND MY SUPER PAC LAWYER MR. TREVOR POTTER.

THERE ARE FIVE DIFFERENT BUTTONS EACH WITH DIFFERENT ADVICE.

COLLECT THEM ALL!

YOU WILL FIND THEM WAY MORE HELPFUL THAN THE CLARENCE THOMAS BUTTONS WHICH PLAY FIVE

DIFFERENT SILENCES.

(LAUGHTER) PLUS, PLUS, FOLKS, YOU GET THIS OFFICIAL CERTIFICATE OF PRESIDENT HOOD PERSONALLY SIGNED

BY ME AND MY POLITICAL ADVISOR HAM ROVE.

(LAUGHTER) IT COULD BE... GOOD MAN.

IT COULD BE THE MOST VALUABLE CERTIFICATE YOU'LL RECEIVE IN COLLEGE.

(LAUGHTER) AND, OF COURSE, YOU WILL GET THIS ACTUAL TREASURE MAP YOU JUST CRACK THE CODE, FIND THE

TREASURE AND I WILL VISIT YOUR COLLEGE AS PART OF MY BOOKER TO.

NOTE TO SELF, WRITE BOOK.

(LAUGHTER) JUST GO TO COLBERTSUPERPACK.COM AND