Elderly Occupier Pepper Sprayed

  • Aired:  11/16/11
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After dealing with Occupy Seattle protestors, the police insist that pepper spray is no more dangerous to a 10-year-old than to an 80-year-old. (3:57)

>> Stephen: FOLKS ALL ACROSS

AMERICA CITIES HAVE HAD ENOUGH

OF THESE OCCUPY MOVEMENTS AND

YESTERDAY TENSIONS IN SEATTLE

BUBBLED UP LIKE A PHONE A

MATCHIATO.

WE TURN TO KNBC.

>> CHAOT ERUPTS IN DOWNTOWN

SEATTLE AS OCCUPY PROTESTERS

TOOK OVER A MAJOR INTERSECTION.

POLICE MOVED IN WITH PEPPER

SPRAY.

DOZENS OF PROTESTERS WERE HIT,

INCLUDING THIS PREGNANT WOMAN.

AN 84-YEAR-OLD ELDERLY WOMAN WAS

ALL SPRAYED.

>> Stephen: NOW, SPRAYING AN

84-YEAR-OLD WOMAN SOUNDS HARSH

UNTIL YOU LEARN THAT SHE WAS

FOUR FOOT 10.

SHE COULD HAVE GOTTEN UNDERNEATH

THEIR GUARD AND PINCHED THEIR

CHEEKS OR PELTED THEM WITH A

WERTHERY ORIGINAL.

AND SOME HAVE CRITICIZED PEPPER

SPRAYING A PREGNANT WOMAN, BUT

DON'T FORGET THE COPS WERE

SPRAYING FOR TWO.

AND I DON'T SEE WHY THEY DIDN'T

CUFF THAT TINY PROTESTER

OCCUPYING HER WOMB.

JUST ANOTHER LAZY, DO-NOTHING

MOOCHING OFF THE SYSTEM.

FREE ROOM, FREE BOARD, AND FREE

MOZART FOR THE NEXT NINE MONTHS.

GET A JOB!

IVE SAY YOU GOT TIME TO GESTATE,

YOU GOT TIME TO COLLATE.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

SO, FOLKS, CLEARLY,--

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

>> Stephen: THANK YOU VERY

MUCH.

THANK YOU.

YOU GUYS GET IT.

( LAUGHTER )

SO NONE OF THIS WAS EXCESSIVE,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

AS SEATTLE POLICE SPOKESMAN

EXPLAINED, THE SPRAY IS NOT AGE

SPECIFIC.

IT'S NO MORE DANGEROUS TO

SOMEONE WHO IS 10 OR SOMEONE WHO

IS 80.

YOU SEE, BEING AGONIZINGLY

BLINDED BY PEPPER SPRAY IS FUN

FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY AND

PERFECTLY HARMLESS.

TO PROVE IT I'M GOING TO

DEMONSTRATE RIGHT HERE ON MY

SHOW.

JIMMY, SEND IN THE 10-YEAR-OLD

BOY.

COME ON IN.

( APPLAUSE )

DANNY, EVERYBODY.

GIVE IT UP

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )

HEY, DANNY.

THANK YOU FOR COMING ON.

>> HI, STEPHEN.

>> Stephen: OKAY, NOW, DANNY

ARE YOU READY TO GET PEPPER

SPRAYED?

>> WHAT'S HAPPENING?

( LAUGHTER ).

>> Stephen: DON'T WORRY, THE

SEATTLE POLICE SAY IT IS

HARMLESS TO PEPPER SPRAY A

10-YEAR-OLD BOY.

>> DO YOU HAVE TO?

>> Stephen: YEAH.

UH, I WOULD DO IT TO A RABBIT

BUT THEN I'D HAVE PETA ON MY

ASS.

OKAY.

AND AFTER WE ARE DONE, I WILL

GIVE YOU THIS DELICIOUS GOGURT

AS A REWARD.

OKAY?

( LAUGHTER )

ALL RIGHT, NOW, DANNY, THIS IS

FIVE MILL SCOVILLE UNITS OF

CONCENTRATED CAPPIZATION.

ARE YOU ALLERGER TO PEPPER OIL?

>> I DON'T KNOW.

>> Stephen: LET'S FIND OUT.

YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR GLASS OFF,

OKAY.

YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR GLASSES

OFF.

ARE YOU READY?

ARE YOU READY TO DO THIS?

ONE-- LEAN IN A LITTLE CLOSER--

TWO, THREE.

AAHHHH!

AAHHH!

AAHHHH!

I AM BLIND!

AAAH.

MY EYES!

HELP ME, DANNY.

OH, MY GOD!

MY EYES.

CUT MY EYEBALLS OUT!

OH, MY GOD!

MY EYEBALLS ARE RE-ENTERING THE

ATMOSPHERE!

WHAT IS HAPPENING?

I WISH I WERE DEAD!

DANNY, HELP ME.

GIVE ME SOMETHING.

WHAT HAVE YOU GOT?

YES!

OH.

AHHH.

OH.

OH, THAT IS GOOD.

THAT IS GOOD.

>> AM I STILL GETTING A GOGURT.

>> Stephen: WHAT?

>> AM I STILL GETTING A GOGURT?

>> Stephen: NO, NO, I NEED

THIS ONE.

>> I'M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT MY

GOGURT.

>> Stephen: YES YOU ARE!

GET OUT OF HERE!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, GAAAAH!

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