Stephen Wins an Emmy

  • Aired:  08/23/10
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The blanks are empty in Stephen's teleprompter Mad Libs because his writers spent the weekend in Los Angeles winning an Emmy. (1:47)

NATION, I AM SO FILLED WITH

"SYNONYM FOR ANGER" ABOUT "ISSUE

IN NATIONAL NEWS" I WAS SO

"DIFFERENT ANGER WORD" THAT I

BROKE MY "EXPENSIVE RICH-GUY

THING."

MORE EMOTION.

SHOUTING.

JIMMY, VIDEO CLIP.

WAIT A SECOND!

WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?

THE BLANKS ARE ALL EMPTY IN MY

TELEPROMPTER MADLIBS.

WHERE ARE MY WRITERS?

WRITEERS!

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

GUY, GUYS, THERE ARE NO THOUGHTS

IN HERE.

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING ALL

WEEKEND?

>> WE WERE IN LOS ANGELES.

WE WON AN EMMY FOR BEST WRITING

FOR A VARIETY SERIES.

>> Stephen: I DID?

[LAUGHTER]

>> WELL, WE ALL DID.

>> Stephen: I DID IT!

WOOO!

[CELEBRATORY MUSIC PLAYING] OH,

YES, OH, YES, I HAVE SUPPED ON

THE FLESH OF MINE ENEMIES AND

DRUNK THE HEAVY WINE OF VICTORY.

A LEGION OF ANGELS WILL ANOINTS

MY NAKED BODY WITH FRAGRANT

UNGUENTS, AND TONIGHT THERE

SHALL BE TACOS.

[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

NOW GO FINISH MY SCRIPTS.

GO!

GO, GO.

I SWEAR, THOSE ARE THE WORST

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