Israel Shark Conspiracy

  • Aired:  12/09/10
  •  | Views: 185,682

Stephen tries not to spread international Zionist conspiracies, but Israel working with sharks just makes too much sense. (2:35)

( APPLAUSE )

>> Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY.

WELCOME TO THE PROGRAM.

THANK YOU FOR JOINING US.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

PLEASE.

AS YOU WERE, NATION.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

FOLKS...

( AUDIENCE CHANTING "STEPHEN" )

NOT BAD.

NOT BAD.

EVERYONE'S IN THE CHRISTMAS

SPIRIT.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

NATION, THE MIDDLE EAST IS

ALWAYS A DANGEROUS PLACE, BUT I

AM TRULY SHOCKED BY THE RECENT

SERIES OF SHARK ATTACKS AT THE

EGYPTIAN RED SEA RESORT TOWN

SHARM EL-SHEIKH.

WHAT IS MOST SHOCKING ABOUT

THIS, THESE SHARKS MAY NOT BE

ACTING ALONE.

JIM.

>> EGYPT IS TRYING TO FIGURE OUT

WHY THERE HAS BEEN A SURGE IN

SHARK ATTACKS IN THE RED SEA.

ONE CONSPIRACY THEORY BLAMES

NEIGHBORING ISRAEL'S MOSSAD SPY

AGENCY.

A REGIONAL GOVERNOR REMARKED,

"WHAT IS BEING SAID ABOUT THE

MOSSAD THROWING THE DEADLY SHARK

IN THE SEA TOO HIT TOURISM IN

EGYPT IS NOT OUT OF THE

QUESTION, BUT IT NEEDS TIME TO

CONFIRM."

>> Stephen: YES, BEFORE YOU

ACCUSE THE SHARKS OF WRONGDOING

IN THE SHARK ATTACK, I THINK

IT'S ONLY FAIR TO ASK, COULD BIT

THE JEWS?

NOW, FOLKS, ANYBODY WHO WATCHES

THIS SHOW KNOWS, THERE'S NO

GREATER FRIEND OF THE STATE OF

ISRAEL THAN YOURS TRULY.

I TRY NOT TO SPREAD

INTERNATIONAL ZIONIST

CONSPIRACIES, BUT ISRAEL WORKING

WITH SHARKS?

IT JUST MAKES TOO MUCH SENSE.

I MEAN, MAYBE THERE IS A GRAIN

OF TRUTH TO THE OLD STEREOTYPE,

THE JEWS CONTROL THE TIDE.

I MEAN, LOOK AT POSEIDON.

A LOT OF JEWISH PEOPLE HAVE BIG

BEARDS, AND, HEY, WHAT IS A

TRIDENT BUT A THREE-PRONGED,

UNDERWATER MENORAH.

AND LET'S FACE IT, LET'S FACE

IT, FOLKS, IT'S NOT LIKE JEWS

AND SHARKS HAVEN'T TEAMED UP IN

THE PAST.

LOOK HERE.

EVEN STEVEN SPIELBERG IS TELLING

THAT SHARK EXACTLY WHAT TO DO.

( APPLAUSE )

INCIDENTALLY, IN ITS EGYPTIAN

RELEASE, THAT MOVIE WAS CALLED

"JEWS."

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