On Notice - Mike Huckabee

  • Aired:  03/07/11
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Mike Huckabee is On Notice until he says something that will get him unwanted attention on The Colbert Report. (6:25)

(LAUGHTER)

NATION, I'M ALSO PRETTY UP

SET ABOUT RECENT COMMENTS BY

FRIEND OF THE SHOW MIKE

HUCKABEE.

LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAID TO

FAMED CONSERVATIVE FILM

CRITIC AND MUSTACHE HOST

ORGANISM MICHAEL MEDVED.

>> ONE OF THE THINGS THAT'S

TROUBLING IS THAT PEOPLE SEE

A NATALIE PORTMAN OR SOME

OTHER HOLLYWOOD STARLET WHO

BOASTS OF HEY, LOOK, YOU

KNOW WE'RE HAVING CHILDREN.

WE'RE NOT MARRIED BUT WE'RE

HAVING THESE CHILDREN AND WE

ARE DOING JUST FINE.

>> WHAT ARE YOU THINKING,

GOVERNOR?

LOOK, I'M NO FAN OF SINGLE

MOTHERS EITHER, BUT IT'S

NATALIE PORTMAN WE'RE

TALKING BEING.

THAT KID SHE'S PREGNANT WITH

IS LUKE SKYWALKER!

LAUGH 4R56--

(LAUGHTER)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: SO I MEAN

LOGICALLY IF ARE YOU AGAINST

HER PREGNANCY THAT MEANS YOU

HAVE ALIGNED YOURSELF

POLITICALLY WITH EM PERER

PALPATINE.

YOU'RE ALIENATED ALL OF

TATAOUINE.

IT'S A SWING PLANET.

AND THIS IS JUST THE LATEST,

HE ALSO DROPPED THIS

HUCKABOMB ABOUT OBAMA'S

CHILDHOOD ON NEW YORK'S WOR

RADIO.

>> IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT,

HIS PERSPECTIVE AS GROWING

UP IN KENYA WITH A KENYAN

FATHER AND GRANDFATHER,

THEIR VIEW OF THE MAO MAO

REVOLUTION IN KENYA IS VERY

DIFFERENT THAN OURS.

BECAUSE HE PROBABLY GREW UP

HEARING THAT THE BRITISH

WERE A BUNCH OF IMPERIALISTS

WHO PERSECUTED HIS

GRANDFATHER.

>> Stephen: OH, NOW, IN CASE

MISSED IT, HE SAID OBAMA

GREW UP IN KENYA WITH HIS

KENYAN FATHER, KENYA, KENYA,

KENYA.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: MY FEELINGS

ABOUT THIS, FOLKS, I GOT TO

SAY ARE COMPLICATED.

FIRST OFF, OBAMA DIDN'T GROW

UP IN KENYA.

HE WAS BORN IN KENYA, BEFORE

MOVING TO ISLAM A STAND

WHERE HE THEN TRAVELED BACK

IT TIME TO PLANT HIS BIRTH

ANNOUNCEMENT IN A HAWAIIAN

NEWSPAPER.

BUT I UNDERSTAND THE

GOVERNOR'S POINT.

THE KENYAN VIEW OF THE MAO

MAO REVOLUTION IS FAR

DIFFERENT THAN THE AMERICAN

VIEW.

WHICH IS GENERALLY WHAT IS

THE MAO MAO REVOLUTION.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: NOW I--

(APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: I DON'T KNOW THE

ANSWER TO THAT, BUT I DO

KNOW WE MUST DEFEND THE

SULTAN OF ZAN ZA BAR OR

BRING HIM DOWN-- ZANZIBAR,

OR BRING HIM DOWN, EITHER

WAY, LAND AND FREEDOM!

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: YEAH, WE'RE

PASSIONATE IT ABOUT IT.

BUT AFTER BEING CALLED OUT

FOR THE INACCURACY HUCKABEE

TOOK PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY

BY SENDING SOMEONE ELSE TO

ADMIT HE WAS WRONG, SAYING

GOVERNOR HUCKABEE SIMPLY

MISSPOKE WHEN HE ALLUDED TO

PRESIDENT OBAMA GROWING UP

IN KENNIA.

THE GOVERNOR MEANT TO SAY

THE PRESIDENT GREW NEWSPAPER

INDONESIA.

OKAY?

HE SIMPLY MISSPOKE.

FOR FIVE MINUTES.

ABOUT THE MAO MAO REVOLUTION,

WHICH HE EVIDENTLY THOUGHT

HAPPENED IN INDONESIA.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: THE IMPORTANT

THING ISN'T WHERE THE MAO

MAO REVOLUTION HAPPENED, THE

IMPORTANT THING IS FOR

PEOPLE TO START ASSOCIATING

BARACK OBAMA WITH THE WORD

MAO MAO.

(LAUGHTER)

>> Stephen: AFTER ALL,

WHEREVER NOT IN THE UNITED

STATES THE PRESIDENT GREW UP,

HE HAD A DIFFERENT CHILDHOOD.

AS HUCKABEE CLARIFIED.

>> I'VE SAID MANY TIMES

PUBLICLY THAT I DO THINK HE

HAS A DIFFERENT WORLDVIEW.

AND I THINK IT'S IN PART

MOLDED OUT OF A VERY

DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE, MOST

OF US GREW UP GOING TO BOY

SCOUT MEETING, NOT MADRASES.

DOES THIS PRESIDENT HAVE A

DIFFERENT WORLDVIEW THAN ANY

OTHER PRESIDENT IN THE

HISTORY OF THE UNITED

STATES?

>> Stephen: YES.

I KNOW MY WORLDVIEW WAS

PERMANENTLY SET AT AGE 7.

THAT'S WHY I BELIEVE THE

GREATEST THREAT FACINGING

THIS NATION IS MY MOTHER

VACUUMING UP OUR LINCOLN

LOGS.

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

SDZ NOW HUCKABEE'S-- .

>> Stephen: NOW HUCKABEE'S

COMMENTS TICKED ME OFF, NOT

BECAUSE I DISAGREE WITH HIM,

FOLKS, BUT BECAUSE HE DIDN'T

MAKE THEM WHEN HE WAS ON MY

SHOW JUST ONE WEEK AGO.

WHEN HE WAS HERE, HE GAVE ME

NOTHING.

COME ON, GOVERNOR, I AM ON

YOUR SIDE.

I WANT THE JUICY STUFF YOU

GIVE OTHER PEOPLE LIKE THIS

BOLD STATEMENT YOU MADE ON

GAY MARRIAGE.

>> THE IDEAL WORLD IS A MAN

AND A WOMAN.

YOU DON'T GO AHEAD AND

ACCOMMODATE EVERY WE

HEAV-- BEHALF YARROL PATTERN

IS THENCE THE IDEAL.

THAT WOULD BE LIKE SAYING

THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO

BELIEVE IN INCEST SO WE

SHOULD ACCOMMODATE THEM.

>> Stephen: YES, GAY

MARRIAGE AND INCEST ARE

BASICALLY THE SAME THING.

THAT'S WESTBOROUGH BAPTIST

CHURCH TERRITORY.

THAT'S THE RED MEAT I'M

TALKING ABOUT.

BY THE WAY, WE SHOULDN'T LET

GAY PEOPLE MARRY RED MEAT

EITHER.

BUT WHEN YOU WERE HERE, ALL

YOU GAVE ME WAS THIS.

>> THERE IS A DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN REALLY JUST THE KIND

OF MUSLIMS THAT LIVE IN YOUR

NEIGHBORHOOD AND THEY'RE

GREAT CITIZENS AND JIHADDISTS,

THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.

THERE IS A DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN CHRISTIANS WHO ARE

NICE PEOPLE AND THE ONES WHO

LIKE THE WESTBOROUGH BAPTIST

CHURCH WHO ARE A BUNCH OF

LOONS.

>> Stephen: WHAT A STEAMING

PILING OF REASONABLE.

I'M SORRY, SIR, UNTIL YOU

COME ON MY SHOW AND SAY

SOMETHING THAT WILL GET YOU

SOME UNWANTED NOTICE, I AM

PUTTING ON NOTICE.

BRING IT OUT, BOYS.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: I'M SORRY, SIR,

BUT YOU BROUGHT THIS ON

YOURSELF.

LET'S SEE WHAT WE'VE GOT

HERE.

LET'S SEE.

M, M, M, MANDRELS, MARZIPAN,

MESCALIN, TABS OF.

HERE WE GO, MIKE HUCKABEE.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, GOVERNOR, BRACE

YOURSELF.

SEEIA, WOULDN'T WANT TO

HUCKABEEIA.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

HOW'S THAT TASTE, GOVERNOR.

IS THAT ON YOUR DIET?

THERE YOU ARE, AND YOU'RE

NOT COMING OFF NOTICE UNTIL

YOU COME ON MY SHOW AND

RECKLESSLY MISSPEAK.

AND I WANT IT TO BE

SOMETHING GOOD, LIKE BARACK

OBAMA IS THE FORGOTTEN

POINTER SISTER, OR MICHELLE

OBAMA IS A TOOTHLESS CARNIE

WHO SELLS METH BEHIND THE

ZIPPER.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

>> Stephen: AND YOU KNOW

WHAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT, SIR?

YOU KNOW WHAT, MAKES IT A

LITTLE MORE COMFORTABLE,

FEEL FREE TO THROW IN A

KENYA, HERE, A

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