Colbert Super PAC - Civility Ad & Stephen's South Carolina Rally

  • Aired:  01/18/12
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Jon Stewart's Definitely Not Coordinating with Stephen Colbert Super PAC releases an ad pleading for civility, and Stephen announces his rally with Herman Cain. (2:49)

>> WILL DO.

>> Stephen: THANKS.

GOOD.

BECAUSE, FOLKS, THE SOUTH

CAROLINA G.O.P. PRIMARY IS

ALREADY NASTY ENOUGH.

AND I BELIEVE SOUTH CAROLINIANS

WANT A POSITIVE RACE.

FOLKS, I'M HAPPY TO SAY THE

DEFINITELY-NOT-COORDINATED WITH

STEPHEN COLBERT SUPERBACK OWNED

BY JON STEWART AGREES.

LAST NIGHT THEY RELEASED THIS AD

PLEADING FOR CIVILITY.

>> YOU CAN'T TURN ON THE TV

THESE DAYS WITHOUT SEEING SOME

NEGATIVE ATTACK AD, A SUPER PAC

SUPPORTING MITT ROMNEY FLOODED

IOWA WITH COMMERCIALS HAMMERING

NEWT GINGRICH.

NEWTON SAID, HE WANTED IT TO

END.

SO THE SUPER PAC BACKING HIM

JUST DUMPED MILLIONS INTO ADS

ATTACKING ROMNEY.

IT'S ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU SICK.

[THROWING UP]

AMERICANS FOR A BETTER

TOMORROW TOMORROW KNOWS WE

DESERVE BETTER.

DONATE TODAY.

AN WE'LL DESTROY BOTH THESE GUYS

AND THEIR SUPER PACS WITH THE

MERCILESSED A TORRENT SO FIERCE

THEY'D WISH THEY'D NEVER BEEN

INCORPORATED.

WE'LL LEAVE NOTHING BEHIND.

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

AMERICANS FOR A BETTER

TOMORROW TOMORROW WERE

RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONTENT OF

THIS ADVERTISEMENT.

[APPLAUSE]

>> Stephen: POWERFUL STUFF.

BY THE WAY, FOLKS, THAT SAUSAGE

IS MADE OF JON HUNTSMAN.

OF COURSE, THERE IS ONE

CANDIDATE OUT THERE WHO HAS NOT

RUN A SINGLE NEGATIVE AD, HERMAN

CAIN.

[LAUGHTER]

A MAN WHO SHARES MY VALUES.

THAT'S WHY I'VE SAID THAT A VOTE

FOR CAIN IN THIS SATURDAY'S

PRIMARY WOULD BE A STRONG

MESSAGE TO ME THAT VOTERS WANT

ME TO RUN.

OF COURSE...

[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU.

OF COURSE, NATION, IF YOU WANT

TO GIVE ME THAT MESSAGE

DIRECTLY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS

FRIDAY I WILL BE IN CHARLESTON,

SOUTH CAROLINA, AT THE ROCK ME

LIKE A HERMAN CAIN SOUTH

CAROLINA RALLY WITH SPECIAL

GUEST HERMAN CAIN.

THIS IS REAL.

IT'S HAPPENING.

FRIDAY AT 1:00 P.M. AT THE

CISTERN AT THE COLLEGE OF

CHARLESTON AT GEORGE STREET,

GATES OPEN AT NOON.

THERE WILL BE SPEECHES.

THERE WILL BE CHEERLEADERS.

THERE WILL BE A MARCHING BAND

AND A GOSPEL CHOIR.

THIS IS GOING TO BE EVEN BETTER

THAN MY RALLY IN D.C.

FOR STARTERS, JON STEWART WON'T

BE THERE.

AND I PROMISE NOT TO WEAR

SOMETHING THAT SHOWS OFF SO MUCH

OF MY SWING VOTERS.